How On Earth?!

“How on earth?!”

Bakugou walks in to find Kirishima struggling in the kitchen.

Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, mentioned Kaminari Denki

Hinted at Bakudeku, Kirimina

Tags: fluff, humour

“How..how did you get that to stick to the ceiling?!” Bakugou gawked in disbelief at the ceiling as that idiot Kirishima stood next to him, wringing his hands nervously, his face flushed a deep red.

They were currently standing in what could only be described as a disaster zone.

All around the kitchen were various cooking utensils, baking apparatus and dirty dishes piled high, some of them stacked so haphazardly it was an absolute miracle the entire tower had not come crashing down yet. Shitty Hair and every flat surface around him was covered with fine white powder, looking like a snowman had battled him before finally exploding in the middle of the kitchen. There was water spilt here and there across the kitchen cabinet’s stone surface and mysteriously coloured liquids dripped down onto the tiles below while an acrid burnt food smell permeated everything.

Bakugou stared at the lone broken egg lying forgotten on the cabinet before him, the wasted albumen dripping down onto the floor below, before finally lifting his eyes to glower at Kirishima who winced as he knew Bakugou hated food wastage.

“Oi.” Bakugou crossed his arms. “What the hell were you trying to do?”

“Oh. Uhm. What was I trying to do..?,” Kirishima avoided looking at Bakugou who was staring hard at him, instead choosing to stare at a spot on the far wall as he rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "..Uhm. We-ell, you see...".

“...Fucking spit it out asshole,” Bakugou cut in with an exasperated growl as his head began to throb. He could feel his patience wearing thin as Shitty Hair dragged his words out. He scowled harder and raised his hand, which had begun to glow, threateningly.

"M-Mina!” Kirishima blurted suddenly as he raised his hands in a placating gesture. If looks could kill, Kirishima Eijirou would probably be dead already.

“Mina’s birthday is coming up soon, bro!”

Bakugou sighed, his eyes closing slowly- this was like a train wreck in which he can’t look away even though he knows what’s coming. He clenched his jaw and ran a hand over his face tiredly, murmuring curses as he did so.

“ ..And so?”

“..And well..ya know..,” Kirishima continued, looking supremely embarrassed, “B-being friends for so long and all..I..Uhm I thought -I thought I-I’d make her chocolate chip cookies since they’re you know..her favourite!" Shitty Hair turns toward Bakugou with a sheepish smile, as though waiting for his friend’s approval.

"Haaaah?!"Bakugou explodes at that, his left eye twitching. He can't help it. "Make her cookies?! Ya can’t even cook, Shitty Hair!"

"Wha..I’m wounded!" Kirishima gasps in mock offence, clutching at his heart as he flinches back with a pained grimace. "Brooo!"

Bakugou glares at his antics. "Shut the fuck up, ya idiot." He sighs as he stares pointedly up at the ceiling. "It’s the fucking truth, you ass. Ya even messed up spaghetti noodles. Like who the fuck even does that."

"Well true,” Kirishima winced. “Can't argue there."

He smiled sheepishly at Bakugou who scoffed before going over to the sink to peer at the baking trays lying in it.

He stared at the charred and rock hard lumps sitting on the wet trays and grimaced before turning toward Kirshima"..And then?"

"And then?"

"What are you? A fucking parrot?!” Bakugou snapped. "No fucking way you alone could have made such a fucking mess."

"Well..” Kirishima tried to smile but it came out more like an embarrassed grimace. “Er...well Denki uh tried to help..?"

"I fucking knew it!" Bakugou pinched the bridge of his nose and shut his

eyes, breathing deeply as he tried. Desperately. To calm himself down.

It was not helping. "Fuck.”

He opened his eyes and glared at Kirishima.

“Never let that lamebrain Shitty Pikachu do anything in the kitchen. Ever."

"What?! Why?"

"That fucking jackass once put shitty instant noodles in a pot and fucking. Forgot. To add the fucking water. What do ya think?!"

Kirishima’s mouth opened and closed several times but he had nothing to say to refute that.

Bakugou scowls and scrubs his hands down his face. "Why the fuck didn’t ya call me, Sato or even Deku instead of Fucking Pikachu?!" He snarls, listing some of those he knows are decent enough at baking.

"I couldn’t help it! You were busy, Sato was feeling ill and Deku was sparring with Todoroki!"

"Ughhh..” Bakugou can’t help but let loose several mini explosions as a means to vent his frustration. He sure has his work cut out for him.

“First things first," Katsuki stalked over to the towering stacks of dirty dishes and turned to level a glare at Kirishima. “Let’s fuckin clean up and then we bake, got that, Shitty Hair?”

“Ah.” Kirishima said in acknowledgement, grinning brightly. Bakugou, the best cook in 1A, was going to help him!

”Let’s do this!”

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“Bratja” 

For Marimo

I’m exhausted 💤

Hey you!

You’re awesome! Yes, you are! You’re beautiful, and valid and you matter! Always remember that! Enjoy what you love, love whatever you want, obsess, fangirl/-boy/-both/-none hard, don’t let anyone tell you that what you love or do, or love to do is wrong.

Remember: Your mind is free and it belongs only to you, so only you can and should decide what makes you the happiest in life.

We only have this one life, let’s try and make the best out of it every single day. Go out, experience new things, or just stay at home, laze around in bed and do nothing. Do whatever makes you happy. Especially if you’re having a hard time.

Please always take good care of yourselves. Because your happiness and luck is important! That and Yaoi.

Okay, sorry I just had a moment. But this is coming gay straight from my kokoro.

I love and appreciate you! 💖