Imagine

Imagine

A “The Picture of Dorian Gray” and a “The Great Gatsby” fusion where Dorian and Gatsby are rich besties who go out to lunch everyday, and Basil and Nick think all they talk about is Sybil and Daisy,,,,,,,,but they actually gush about Basil and Nick?????

Idk I think that’d be cute

Lord Henry and Tom are besties too

YES

Nick Carraway 🤝 Holden Caulfield 🤝 Jay Gatsby

Repressing gay thoughts

This 💀😩

things my friends and i have said while reading the great gatsby pt 1

"gatsby gets bitches." "the whole point of the book is. he can't."

"if gatsby's car represents his dick...and nick rode in his car..."

"gatsby's problem is he's never had his dick sucked."

"i could fix him."

"you're telling me an eccentric billionaire isn't having wild sex parties in his cock car? unrealistic."

"'i don't like to judge people but what the fuck' - nick"

Emery Lord, The Start of Me and You

The Picture of Dorian Gray, otherwise known as The Cynical Whore, The Gay Painter, And The Corruptible Ken Doll

“Always be a little unexpected.”

— Oscar Wilde