Me: I Just Love The Characters In Keeper Of The Lost Cities

me: I just love the characters in keeper of the lost cities

My brain: what if they were evil and even more traumatized 😈😈👹👹

the whole "gender identity" trend is so pathetic and annoying. a bunch of weirdos playing pretend. and yet they're treated like a terminal alzheimers patient like "just agree with everything they think is true, otherwise they'll be soooo distressed and its just not worth it to remind them of reality, it would be so cruel and pointless because their brain doesn't work" except instead of an old person who actually tragically can't understand reality anymore, they're some 22 year old with an amazon wishlist full of childrens toys and lube.

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

I feel like they might use clip on earrings and ear cuffs and humans saw and were like 'I guess I need a hole in my ear to do that'. I completely agree with you, especially the rebellion.

I've seen a lot of piercings in kotlc fanart and well I understand why but I feel with the way the lost cities are described in terms of culture and values that all piercings would be seen as one of those things that humans do and are utterly shocked by kinda like car and birth like: "what do you mean humans willingly poke holes through their ears", "you mean to tell me they poke these holes through other body parts to, why", "your saying they do this to there children as young as-"*faints*. It better if like Sophie's parents got her lobes pierced as a kid and when she sees Elwin for the first time he is utterly horrified and Sophie is about throw hands when he mentions they 'need to be healed', also considered the mc's piercings there ears as a form of rebellion (Keefe would totally get angel bites)

Please tell me if this is rude this is just my observations and Cannon be damed

that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is. This knowledge is a great burden.