I Feel This Spiritual Level

I feel this spiritual level

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Lucio’s Route: Upright/Reversed Branching

I promised @sassygaysatan​ that I would show the upright/reversed branching options for the secondary three’s routes. I’m doing them in chronological order, so here is everyone’s favourite goatman! Beware, this is a long post, and will only get longer as I will be updating after each new chapter release. (italics = timed option), (Effect: TBA = it has an effect on the outcome but I’m not sure what effect).

The Lovers “Shush.” (Effect: Reversed) “Be patient.” (Effect: Upright)

“Is this a trick?” (Effect: Reversed) Follow him through. (Effect: Upright)

“That’s horrible!” (Effect: Reversed) “She wouldn’t do that.” (Effect: Upright)

The Chariot “Yes, you should have.” (Effect: TBA) “I’m fine.” (Effect: TBA) “Why *did* you leave?” (Effect: TBA)

“Tell him yourself.” (Effect: Reversed) “Fine, just a moment.” (Effect: Upright)

“I know what I’m doing.” (Effect: Reversed) “I will.” (Effect: Upright)

“I’m worried about Asra.” (Effect: Upright) “I *am* talented.” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’s that way.” (Effect: Reversed) “It might be dangerous.” (Effect: Upright)

Strength “Um…” (Effect: Upright) “I loved your parties!” (Effect: Reversed) “I don’t remember.” (Effect: Upright)

“What did you say?” (Effect: Reversed) “What’s bothering you?” (Effect: Upright) Leave him be. (Effect: TBA)

“It’s also *your* fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Vlastomil is creepy.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Not any more.” (Effect: Reversed) “Yes…?” (Effect: Upright)

The Hermit Listen to Death. (Effect: Upright) Listen to Lucio. (Effect: Reversed)

“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “Don’t be afraid.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Wait!” (Effect: Upright) Run after him. (Effect: Reversed)

Wheel of Fortune “It’s a long story.” (Effect: Upright) “Lucio never mentioned you.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Unfinished business?” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll come with you.” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s keep moving.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’m fine.” (Effect: Reversed)

“What!?” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, is this true?” (Effect: Upright)

“It’s a work in progress.” (Effect: Upright) “Yes it’s true.” (Effect: Reversed)

Justice “What’s this about?” (Effect: Upright) “Can this wait?” (Effect: Reversed)

“Now we *are* alone.” (Effect: Reversed) “What do we do now?” (Effect: Upright)

Jump in. (Effect: Reversed) “Okay. You can do it!” (Effect: Upright)

“You won.” (Effect: Reversed) “It *is* messed up.” (Effect: Upright)

“Lucio, stop!” (Effect: Reversed) Run after him. (Effect: Upright)

The Hanged Man “Lucio is still a ghost.” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, what’s wrong?” (Effect: Upright)

“You dealt with the Devil?” (Effect: Upright) “You never mentioned this.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Why?” (Effect: Upright) “I might’ve guessed.” (Effect: TBA) “Was *everyone* in on this?!” (Effect: Reversed)

“You’re doing fine.” (Effect: Reversed) “Give them time.” (Effect: Upright)

“You’re more handsome than a portrait.” (Effect: Upright) “We’ll get you another.” (Effect: Reversed)

Death Calm Lucio Down (Effect: Upright) Take Charge (Effect: Reversed)

“Back off, ghosts!” (Effect: Reversed) “Lucio, it’s me.” (Effect: Upright)

“Don’t worry. I’m here.” (Effect: Reversed) “They won’t just disappear.” (Effect: Upright)

“We should talk.” (Effect: Upright) “So apparently I died.” (Effect: Reversed)

“This is… a lot.” (Effect: Reversed) “I forgive you.” (Effect: Upright)

Temperance “He’ll explain.” (Effect: Reversed) “I can explain.” (Effect: Upright)

“He can.” (Effect: Reversed) “I’ll help him.” (Effect: Upright)

“All right.” (Effect: Upright) “You worry too much.” (Effect: Reversed) “I believe in him.” (Effect: Upright)

“I’ll keep you safe.” (Effect: Upright) “I don’t know.” (Effect: Reversed)

The Devil “Priorities, Lucio.” (Effect: Reversed) “What was the worst?” (Effect: TBA) “We’ll celebrate later.” (Effect: Upright)

“She’s still your mother.” (Effect: Upright) “She can handle Vulgora.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Valdemar’s worse than I thought.” (Effect: TBA) “But *you* were the Count.” (Effect: TBA)

The Tower “Free me.” (Effect: Reversed) “Free Lucio.” (Effect: Upright)

“What *are* you?” (No effect) “What do you mean?” (No effect) “…” (No effect) ALTERNATIVELY “We’ll figure this out.” (Effect: Upright) “It’s not your fault.” (Effect: Reversed) “…” (Effect: Reversed)

“It’ll be hard.” (Effect: Upright) “It’ll be fine.” (Effect: Reversed)

“Let’s follow.” (Effect: Upright) “Let’s just stay here…” (Effect: Reversed) “What did you see?” (No effect)

The Star “We have no choice.” (Effect: Reversed) “It’s a lot for me too.” (Effect: Upright)

“I need help.” (Effect: Upright) “I’ll see this through.” (Effect: Reversed)

The Moon “Let’s not worry about it.” (Effect: Reversed) “Something’s fishy.” (Effect: Upright)

Help Lucio. (Effect: Reversed) Stand back. (Effect: Upright)

“Whatever’s necessary.” (Effect: Reversed) “Whatever we can.” (Effect: Upright)

Muriel, Portia

How I imagine thranduil would act after he learned that his only son went into a suicide mission.

"Just because I'm the last Elven King east of the Sea, doesn't mean I won't slap the absolute Orc-shit out of you. So you might want to consult your ancestors one more time before you cross me again, because I operate heavily on the "fuck around and find out" wavelength of existence and by the time you DO find out, I might just be opening the door for Mandos to escort you off this wavelength and into the 'deceased' one."

-- Thranduil Oropherion (to Gandalf probably)

My new favorite reblog.

*when Hades and Persephone declare their vows*

Persephone: I do have some bad news, there is indeed a bomb at this wedding.

Hades: WHAT

Persephone: Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors.

Hades, tearing up: I love you so much. You’re my dream girl.