I Keep Quoting My Acocunt For Several Months And I Just Realized Its From My Own Screenshot And Not A

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

SPOILERS FOR YU Q. WILSON'S LORE. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT, GO DO IT.

Because here is me and the Yu Q. Wilson discord's thoughts and theories on it! And here's the link for the stream. I'm in shambles over it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsN4qKt3wWc

So. This whole thing starts with the lore video. That opens up with the voice of Vanta (possibly voice acting someone else or it could actually be him) and Wilson talking. Wilson clarifies his name. Vanta (?) goes on to confirm that Wilson is a professional hitman and that he comes from a family of mercenaries. He was captured by Vezalius and brought to the place they're at.

Here's where things get interesting. Vanta (?) then offers Wilson a choice. Join ASH or be locked up as a possible threat to the public. Wilson seems excited about them doing this much for him, and asks if he needs to agree to anything else. Vanta (?) asks if he would be willing to preform in top secret biological experiments. Wilson compares this to getting super powers and after a long pause, Vanta (?) answers "Something like that." The stream ends here.

So. This whole thing starts with the lore video. That opens up with the voice of Vanta (possibly voice acting someone else or it could actually be him) and Wilson talking. Wilson clarifies his name. Vanta (?) goes on to confirm that Wilson is a professional hitman and that he comes from a family of mercenaries. He was captured by Vezalius and brought to the place they're at. 

Here's where things get interesting. Vanta (?) then offers Wilson a choice. Join ASH or be locked up as a possible threat to the public. Wilson seems excited about them doing this much for him, and asks if he needs to agree to anything else. Vanta (?) asks if he would be willing to preform in top secret biological experiments. Wilson compares this to getting super powers and after a long pause, Vanta (?) answers "Something like that." The stream ends here.

Here’s the information. Zali is most likely to be the one performing these experiments, as he’s done similar ones on himself before and confirmed in one of Wilson’s mc streams ( i dont have link, sorry) that he sometimes performs them on Wilson. This confirms that Wilson is being experimented on by Zali. 

Theres also a bit in one of wilson’s minecraft streams where he leaves to use the bathroom and a hologram appears momentarily. Tentapod is also out for repairs on this stream. In this stream, when “Wilson” returns to see chat asking him if he’s the real wilson, he corrects them, saying to call him Yu. This could mean that Yu and Wilson are two different personalities or people. Yu could be the hitman part of Wilson, so that’d be before the experimentation. Meanwhile, Wilson is him AFTER the experimentation. This also hints at why Wilson kept stuttering over how he is a hero. Constantly during his first few streams he’d go “I’m a hitman- I mean hero!”. This could hint at Wilson’s memory being altered during the experimentation and the stutters are the effects setting in. Also, Tentapod being missing for the hologram stream has given me the thought of Tentapod being a spy, meant to track Wilson’s behavior and report back to Zali/ASH.

Here’s something else to consider. Krisis is made up of Vanta, a tyrant who's the only one who can win against Wilson (Vanta can deflect bullets); Vezalius, a medic who experiments on people (including himself), and Wilson, a powerful hitman who was invited to join a team in ASH, in exchange for participating in biologically altering experiments. Taking all of this into account, the entirety of Krisis is centered around Yu Q. Wilson. Zali to experiment and Vanta as damage control. So this puts ASH as a whole into question. What’s their goal? Are they REALLY a hero organization?

And just because we’ll be overthinking everything, in the ranking stream that Kyo did, he placed Wilson as a villain. So did Zali in his own ranking stream with one of the JP senpais. HOWEVER, Zali also placed himself as a villain. This could be due to his very violent outburst during his lore video and the fact that he has literal alien DNA in his body. So, that could also be making his mind a little… villainous.

One last thing! I brought up the other hero waves being involved in this plot and we came to the conclusion that it isn’t likely. Oreins and Dytica are not a part of ASH, meaning we can rule them out of being involved in this mystery. For now.

CURRENT CONCLUSION: Yu and Wilson are two different people. Kind of. Yu is what he calls himself before getting captured by ASH. Wilson is his name after the experimentation. The experimentation, which is likely to have messed with his memories. (This would explain why he has a success rate that is edited from 5% to 95% percent. Yu has a 95% success rate, but Wilson remembers it as 5%. So to keep up appearances and his ego, he changed it last minute.) It’s unsure if Yu or Wilson are the good guys.

THINGS THAT DON’T ADD UP: 1. Zali and Vanta’s pets, Tsuchi and Kurococo. Why do they exist? 2. ASH’s validity as a hero program. Do we REALLY have any heroes? 3. The rest of the hero programs. Are they involved in this? Do they know of the experiments?

So yeah. We have a lot of questions and some hypothetical answers. Point is, I’m even more attached to Krisis now. Thank you to the many Wilsoneers who participated in this delulu conversation and thank you for hearing out our delulu.

I feel like my brain is gonna burst out of my skull

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