The Two Biggest Pranksters Of The Batfam Are Dick And Tim

The two biggest pranksters of the Batfam are Dick and Tim

Dick like to do pranks that are just fun and makes people laugh - His motto is “confuse and amuse, not abuse”

He’s the person who will replace a picture of you with one of a llama

This is the kind of person you want to get into a prank war with (Steph will undoubtedly join and it’s vital she’s on your side)

Tim likes to view pranking as a way to express displeasure towards people he is upset with instead of actually discussing things.

He thinks he’s being a mild inconvenience. He’s actually being psychological terror.

Everything in your room is 2 inches to the left

You keep seeing rubber ducks but they disappear before you can actually get a closer look

You will never feel safe again

For Christmas, Tim wraps up one piece of blackmail material for each of the Bats. The only catch? He does not mark which is which, and therefore it’s extremely likely whatever blackmail they receive isn’t going to be there, but rather someone else’s.

It’s even funnier when they realize a.) they can’t know who has what blackmail. And b.) they don’t know what piece of blackmail Tim gave out about each of them.

I LOVE the zombie Jason prompt oh my god. I'm imagining how angsty the reunions will be at first when they think they've run into him as a regular zombie... before he turns around and starts lecturing them for not shooting him LOL

Oh dang yeah that’s totally gonna be an interesting moment lmaoooo

Now imagine tho: Jason has zombie privileges. He can now walk amongst the dead without fear of getting bitten again. The other zombies don’t clock him as something alive.

So for a while Jason keeps his distance, watches his family flounder about… and then one of them gets swarmed and he has that “goddammit” moment where he looks at the camera like he’s in the office before jumping to the rescue.

(And the others already saw him around on supply runs, walking with the horde (“I had to blend in ok!?”) and that was heartbreaking enough, because they STILL couldn’t bear to take the shot)

So when Jason shoulders himself to the front and grabs the batfam member that was about to become a nice snack— they’re just happy they get to see him again one last time. Even if they think Jason is about to tear into them.

And he does tear into them. With words. Because BOY does Jason have some things to say about that level of idiocy.

And while there’s a teary reunion happening with Jason and that batfamily member of choice, the others only caught glimpses of what they presume is zombie Jason reaching their poor child/sibling and couldn’t bear to keep looking. Thus missing the entire not-actually-becoming-a-snack-for-Jay thing.

….

Dang it. Don’t tempt me into writing this.

Goddamn I didn’t know he had a Butt Chin at some point in the comics 😭😭😭

Robin 1993 Issue 169

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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