I Think Its Fair To Say That Consent Kink Is The Hottest Thing Ever.

I think it’s fair to say that consent kink is the hottest thing ever.

Jimin and his confident flirting, who wouldn’t be smitten? And as someone who usually picks a dropped hint up, dusts it off and gives it back I too appreciate the straightforwardness. 

The bickering, the soda thing because Taehyung would not have forgotten about it, the “wanna be friends”, and how did they survive that car ride?!?! YOU ARE PERFECT - excuse me I’m gonna cry. Nothing about this is casual how is OC still questioning intentions 🥺And I’m glad he likes kissing, he should and OC deserves to be kissed like that!

And I’m sorry, that gif also deserved a warning???

(Sorry again if the reblogging is in a strange chapter order!) 

inside you | kth

⤑  series: only roommates

⤑ genre: smut, fuckboi!taehyung x reader, roommate au, enemies to lovers.

⤑ rating: explicit.

⤑ word count: 8.7K

⤑ warnings: cursing, dirty talk, jimin has no filter, groping, grinding, dry humping, oral sex (f. receiving), fingering, squirting, slight nipple play, tae has a consent kink lmao, overstimulation, masturbation, protected sex, multiple orgasms, voyeurism if you squint… taehyung, of course, has a big dick…

⤑ A/N: dude!! i don’t even know how this happened, lmao! i started and i couldn’t stop and like… w o a h! this definitely ended up being longer than i intended, but im lowkey in love with it. it’s a little late, but you know… i got carried away// either way let me know what you think bc this is freaking h u g e ++ i listened to goodnight n go by ari the entire time writing this, lowkey that song is them.

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No my heart cannot take this, this was so fucking cute! I want this so much, where can I get one please?! 🥺 The way that talking to each other without noticing how much time passes is such a glorious thing to find <3 

Also I felt “And you tell him that you do it as well, because dude, I work so much with excel tables, I need some sort of rebellious streak.” although I don’t condone the drinking out of the milk carton and have to have a really heard think now what my rebellious streak might be or if I need to get one asap. 

Thank you for sharing <3 Also I love the name of your blog <3

rose coloured | jjk

Title: rose coloured

[my masterlist]

Banner by me, picture from here

This prompt is taken from the wonderful Valentine’s Mix Prompt List from @btswritingcafe​ (Check it out! There are so many fun prompts on there!)

Scenario 7 

Your girl friends all have plans with their partners, leaving you alone and drunk… which leads you to call up an old flame. 

Pairing: jungkook x reader

Genre: fluff / post-college!AU 

Wordcount: 2,3k

Warnings: alcohol is drunk (bougie rosé champagne) valentine’s day is a scam, hoseok mentions a booty call, cursing is done, people are reminiscing about being drunk in college, mentions of ridiculous costumes, people sport a hangover, friends are getting wined and dined and laid

a/n: fair warning, this has never happened before (this=started, finished and posted a fic in two days), so <throws the fic on the ground and runs away> (Please let me know if you like it. I thrive on feedback!) Also, this is only edited by me and not beta-read.

(Hey Mai! @jinpanman​ see, there is noooooo angst in here! <3 Thank you for cheering me on while I wrote this!)

Happy Valentine’s Day! (Don’t forget to love yourself today! And if you can’t, I’ll do it for you.)

____________________

“Hello?”

Shit. What did your rosé-induced brain think when you dialed this number? That it was a good idea to call the hottest guy in your contacts? The guy you shared a few classes with during undergrad and then somehow your friend groups mingled for a while, but then graduation came, before you had plucked up enough courage to ask him out, because fuck societal gender norms, and that you hadn’t talked to in a few years? Yeah, stellar idea.

So you do the obvious thing and hang up.

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Phew. These idiots are so in love it physically hurts me. I can feel all the emotion (constipated or not) basically punching me through the screen. GET IT TOGETHER GUYS! *me yelling even though I already know how it ends 🤷‍♀️* 

goodnight n go | kth

⤑  series: only roommates

⤑ genre: smut, angst fuckboi!taehyung x reader, roommate au, enemies to lovers.

⤑ rating: explicit.

⤑ word count: 7K

⤑ warnings: cursing, dirty talk, light nipple play, fingering, oral sex (m. receiving), unprotected sexy (stay safe loves!), slight grinding. taehyung has a big dick nd yn is emotionally constipated…

⤑ A/N: first, sooo sorry that this update is so late! lowkey crashed twice in the middle of writing it, but!! it’s here and it’s ready and it’s unedited so bare with me, i’ll go through it either later tonight or tomorrow and fix any mistakes. enjoy!! don’t forget to let me know what you think x

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This was such a wild ride 😂 The crack was everywhere! I admit I was worried there for a second but then I remembered the chips!!! All clown wigs were worn in this one  😂

𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐬 || jungkook x reader

genre: crack

→ in which jungkook tastes blood whenever someone lies to him. jungkook also tastes blood when he asks his girlfriend if she's still in love with him and she says yes.

an: initially this au idea was supposed to be a long angsty au...turns out im a clown so now it is a short crack au.

introduction

part one | pinterest couple

part two | small punch

part three | sale chips

part four | no plan good plan

part five | metallic taste

part six | no vagina no privileges

part seven | the damn fish again

part eight | no fish

part nine | pal or fart dude, decide

part ten | day 1

part eleven | cut

part twelve | frickin frick

part thirteen | ok lie but why

part fourteen | big brain

part fifteen | ok but food

end

thank you for reading!

scheming together? now that’s where it’s at, that is some relationship level stuff right there!!! and now I want Korean barbecue too. 

cheese dick

– living with someone is never easy. living with the man you hate? cruel and unusual punishment. yn can’t stand her new roommate, but can’t afford to live on her own. keeping a distance seems like the only option, until one drunken night changes everything.

⪻ masterlist ⪼

⤑ taglist: @randomkoalablog​ @seoulgotmysoul​ @jjk-bunny​ @stenoninja​ @jaiuneamesolitaiire​ @1-in-abillion​ @hoefortaeshands​ @withlovestudyblr​ @betysotelo18​ @vantaexx​ @bangtansonyeondayyyum​ @feed-me-fanfics​ @infiredbychogiwa​ @hellotherehoneybee​ @osnapjenn​ @loeyprivvv​ @taefect94​ @hellotherehoneybee​ @sunskook​ @kooinluv​ @kookiesjoonies​ @hellotherehoneybee​ @iovemaze​ @butterflylion​ @uxwi​ @pastelpinksunflower​ @houseofarmanto​​

Oh no Joon 🥺now I feel kinda sorry for calling him a fuckboy. I mean he was acting like one but still  🥺

“It’s not gross, that’s what feelings feel like - yeah well I am disgusted” I kinda felt that  😂 😂 😂

take care

– living with someone is never easy. living with the man you hate? cruel and unusual punishment. yn can’t stand her new roommate, but can’t afford to live on her own. keeping a distance seems like the only option, until one drunken night changes everything.

⪻ masterlist ⪼

⤑ taglist: @randomkoalablog​​​​​​ @seoulgotmysoul​​​​​​ @jjk-bunny​​​​​​ @stenoninja​​​​​​ @jaiuneamesolitaiire​​​​​​ @1-in-abillion​​​​​​ @hoefortaeshands​​​​​​ @withlovestudyblr​​​​​​ @betysotelo18​​​​​​ @vantaexx​​​​​​ @bangtansonyeondayyyum​​​​​​ @feed-me-fanfics​​​​​​ @infiredbychogiwa​​​​​​ @hellotherehoneybee​​​​​​ @osnapjenn​​​​​​ @loeyprivvv​​​​​​ @taefect94​​​​​​ @hellotherehoneybee​​​​​​ @sunskook​​​​​​ @kooinluv​​​​​​ @kookiesjoonies​​​​​​ @hellotherehoneybee​​​​​​ @iovemaze​​​​​​ @butterflylion​​​​​​ @uxwi​​​​​​ @pastelpinksunflower​​​​​​ @houseofarmanto​​​​