I Dont Know Them That Well But They Make Me Happy So

I don’t know them that well but they make me happy so

(Image ID: Ortensia and Oswald hug while she licks his face. She is shaded in green and he is shaded in blue. Oswald is much smaller in this one and has some more rabbit like features such as the fluffy hands ending in tips, and Ortensia has a long tail as well as fangs. End ID)

god i wish i could actually sit down and make genuine content for this au

It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!

whistle a merry tune, wait for his arrival, for he is coming very soon

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo