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Y'all know that whole trend that was going around social media with women calling their significant other by their full name? Yeah, that one. Yet another conversation was had, this time it was about the reactions your favorite babygurls would have if you called them by their full government name because of reasons. Maybe.
Capt. John Price - He's, uh, startled but not enough to drop his cigar this time. Does take a puff of it, though, before addressing you like it's the calm before the storm. Isn't too fazed because he heard it enough from his own mom growing up and he figures he's suave and diplomatic enough to placate you.
Gaz - Pointedly ignores you while giving you side glances here and there which is a major indicator that he's gotten into some shit. Probably. More than likely. Yeah... it was Soap's fault.
Alex Keller - Actually did get into some shit. Does not answer the call of duty.
Soap - You hear 'ah, shit', heavy footsteps, probably a crash, and Soap's peeking his head out from the other room. Has a deer-in-headlights look about him. It was Gaz's fault, goddamnit. He's so adorable. It's enough to make you giggle.
Ghost - You get a grunt. And then it hits him. He stops doing whatever it is he's doing. Fuck, he knows that tone. Simon turns to look at you and he stares into your soul or something like that. What in the hell kind of made-up middle name is that? You spend the better part of a good minute staring each other down before you're all, "I love you ♥️," and Ghost groans and rolls his eyes and goes back to whatever it was he was doing. But not before he grunts out a "Love ya, too." in return.
Alejandro - This is one of the few things that'll actually faze the man. Will damn near break his neck turning to face you to see what's wrong and his eyes will be wide. Oh, the last time he heard his full name called like that was from his beloved grandmother and he'd gotten into some shit then, okay?
Rudy - Ducks his head. Doesn't show his face; he can't bear the sternness of your voice, your gaze. It wasn't him this time, he swears; it remains, though, the way you say his name, an echo in his mind: Ro-DOL-fo. Why'd you have the emphasize THAT part of his name, huh?
König - König.exe stops working. Actually does break something trying to get to you. His eyes are fucking saucers, okay? Oh shit, what did he do this time, Schatz? Are you getting him back after that one time he snuck up on you to surprise you and you dropped dinner? Did you find out about the time he accidentally messed up the laundry and the white clothes came out pink? WHAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO FIX THIS?! Oh, you... just needed him to grab something off the top shelf for you.
Horangi - Also did some shit. Is unapologetic about it. Hits you with a nonchalant, "Yeah?"
Graves - STAYS IN SOME SHIT, OKAY? Saunters in like the smug bastard he is. Smirks and winks at you. "Haven't heard that name in a while, darlin'. What's your fancy?"
Valeria - Pulls a Uno Reverse and calls you by your full government name. Wait―
Being Karasuno’s Manager
🧁🍩Miss Manager loves to Bake 🍪 🍰
Karasuno featuring Seijoh x female! manager (she/her pronouns)
Warnings: pure fluff
AN: This is probably the cutest anon request ever 🥹
Let me just say this
Kageyama might be “king of the court” but YN is “Queen of Karasuno” 👸
Honestly these boys absolutely worship you
Literally, they act as if they don’t have three managers
They literally will lay down in a puddle of mud while you step on them
Will do the above 👆 for any of their three managers
But you, you my love are super special to our boys
Why you ask?
Well it’s because you provide them with nutrients to survive 😌
That’s right, your love of baking and the fine art of culinary creations only helps you out with our beloved crows
You’ve learned to cater to all their needs
Filling recipes with top tier ingredients for success
Things like fruits, nuts, and even sneaking some veggies in there
Like zucchini bread or carrot cake
Listen, even if it’s in a desert, it still counts as a fruit or veggie
I don’t want to hear “tHe SuGaR cAnCeLs It OuT”
Because like these boys need the sugar to run and jump all over the place ok 🤚🏻
You bake almost daily as a form of stress release and therapy
Please you need it with the team you manage 🙄
And you always bring in the treats for the boys!
And they ALWAYS eat them up
“These are fantastic Yn what are they called?” Hinata asks
“They are Fudgy Pumpkin Brownie bites! It’s a new recipe!” You exclaim as Kageyama and Noya go in for thirds
“You fit a whole pumpkin in here Yn?!?” Hinata : D
You 👉🏻😐
“I think she means that there is pumpkin in the recipe not one per bite,” Ennoshita explains
I never claimed they were smart Yn
Anyways, you are always there to help our precious boys fill their bellies
You are in charge of snacks for games and practice, often finding joy in everything you do
So when the prelims for the road to spring nationals start, you are busy whipping up some goodies
You bake the entire weekend before, preparing for every possible scenario
Protein muffins for in between matches
Chocolate chip cookies for after they win matches
You even prepare some of your famous Strawberry shortcake cookies just incase the boys happen to lose
Not that we think they will, don’t get me wrong but it’s always nice to be prepared
Anyways, the prelims start and Karasuno dominates
Like, did we really thinking they wouldn’t 💅
Anyways, tensions run high as the boys go into their match with Seijoh
You remember the first time they fought against Seijoh and how the loss crushed them
But fueled up on your high-protein muffins, these boys are ready to kick butt!
And kick butt they do!
They beat Seijoh and prepare to meet Shiratorizawa in the finals
After the game, you notice how upset Seijoh is after their loss
You knew this was the third years last tournament and seeing them cry hurt
You thought about if it was your boys
And with that, there was only one thing left to do
So you pulled out a piece of paper and wrote a little note and stuck it in the box of cookies
As your team was preparing to leave, you grabbed your box of Strawberry Shortcake cookies and ran over to Seijoh
Karasuno rn 👉🏻👀
“Excuse me?” You said as the entire Seijoh team turned around and looked at you
“You guys played an excellent game and you deserve these,” you said handing Seijoh your expertly wrapped cookies
Oikawa accepted, saying nothing
Please you left him speechless
Too bad Kunimi’s too sad to even record this moment 😭
You smile and wave as you run back to your team
Meanwhile, back the gym the Seijoh boys are extremely sad
“Hey what did that manager from Karasuno give you Oikawa?” Kindaichi asked as Oikawa reached for the box
He reached for it, opening it as the note slipped out
Iwa picked the note up and began reading it
It read “Thank you for playing your hardest! You deserve these. Xoxo YN, Karasuno’s Manager”
“It’s cookies,” Oikawa said as he began to pass them around and Iwa showed Oiks the note
Oikawa rn 👉🏻😐🥺😭
Please the entire Seijoh team is eating your cookies and crying Yn 😩
The next few days go by
You are in the gym taking notes when a teacher comes to get you
“Excuse me?”
“Yes,” Takeda asks
“Umm there is a team of boys at the front gate here to see Yn,” the teacher says
Karasuno 👉🏻 a team…. OF BOYS 😐😑
Tanaka and Noya 👉🏻 FOR YN?!?? 😡🤬
“Oh my ok!” You say, getting up and walking towards the gates of Karasuno
Tanaka, Noya, Kags and Hinata are ready to go
It takes the entire rest of the team to hold them back 🙄
“WHAT IF THEY KIDNAP YN??” Noya shouts
“They literally showed up at the front of school in broad daylight, like that’s gonna happen,” Suga say, rolling his eyes
“Someone has never watched dateline before,” Tanaka adds
Of course, you ignore them and head for the gates
As you approach, you see the white track suits
You 👉🏻😐😳
“Umm hi,” you say as the boys of Seijoh all look at you
“Team!” Oikawa shouts and they all scream
“THANK YOU FOR THE COOKIES YN!” while bowing
You rn 👉🏻😐😳🥹
“You are so welcome! Thank you for coming!” You say smiling and going to hug them
You hug Iwa first and boy is he stiff 😅
It’s safe to say the entire Seijoh team is now in love with you Yn 🥰
Bonus
“Omg is Oikawa crying?” Kageyama says, shoving Hinata out of the way as they watch around the corner.
“Hey watch it butthole!” Hinata shouts as he pushed Kageyama out of the way.
“I’d cry too if YN hugged me,” Noya added as Tanaka nodded.
“You guys are about to have something to cry about if you don’t get your butts back to the gym RIGHT NOW!” Daichi shouted, looming over them as the boys all turned and ran back to the gym.
Oh my God, oh...my...god
ALL OF THIS AUDIOP0RN MDI 18+ ONLY!!!
All soundgasm audio of Ghost aka Simon Riley from cod mw2! Please enjoy!
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-A-Run-in-with-Ghost-Riley
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-Only-A-Specialists-Touch
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Empty-Your-Brain
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Zero-Hour-Ghost-Stories-Lt-Simon-Ghost-Riley
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Do-You-Belong-To-Me
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-Testing-the-Perimeter
Sorry btw that I haven't been posting a lot lately but please do take this as an apology;)
(Fixed it!)
When the Company doesn’t realize you understand Khuzdul
The Company & reader, Fíli & reader if you squint
Requested: nah, I just plucked this from my “ideas for new wips” list because I got frustrated with every existing wip I had and I wanted to work on something new - something silly like this, where I didn’t have to think too much, just write and post
Warnings: Dwarves with no filter, a few saucy comments at the end
A/N: somehow these headcanon posts (that aren’t actually headcanons, just me being lazy and not wanting to write full sentences and paragraphs) are my most popular posts. And I don’t get it, but since I’m a people pleaser, have another one :)
it started from the beginning really
when Gandalf had proposed the idea of you joining the quest for several reasons, some of the Dwarves bursted out in complaints
because how DARE he suggest they needed the help of a human
they didn’t say it so politely of course
makalfûna bintarg siginkann didn’t exactly mean ‘that lovely human over there’
but Gandalf always gets his way so off on the quest you went
the first couple of days most of the Dwarves kept muttering to themselves or each other about you
not necessarily all bad things, but there was a lot of complaining involved
it wasn’t your fault you’d never ridden a horse or pony before
shocking right, living in Middle Earth?
but you were trying
it just happened to be that you and your horse didn’t really got along
which resulted in a few situations you’d rather not find yourself in
at least not in front of a dozen judgemental Dwarves and one wizard who was enjoying this far too much
like your stubborn horse suddenly taking off
cue two or three Dwarves - usually Fíli, Kíli and Bofur - trying to chase you and calm your horse while the others were laughing their arse off
or you failing to properly mount your horse, falling off countless times
that’s when the Dwarves became bolder and amused themselves with saucy comments and jokes on your behalf
all in Khuzdul of course
because some of those comments were definitely not meant for your ears
h o w e v e r
you might have failed to mention that you understood Khuzdul just fine
one of the reasons Gandalf insisted on you joining btw
you spent most of your childhood around the Dwarves of Ered Mithrin (the Grey Mountains) who traded with your village and picked up the sacred language very easily
you always had a knack for learning new languages
at first it was rather difficult to ignore the jabs and insults, pretending you didn’t have a clue what they were saying
but over time you kind of got used to it and it became easier to just ignore them
you almost gave yourself away once when Kíli asked his brother to throw his water flask and Fíli answered that his was empty as well
and you automatically reached for your own flask to give the brothers
but then you realised they had been speaking Khuzdul
you stopped yourself just in time
close call
other times you had too much fun pretending you didn’t understand them
especially when Thorin divided the tasks when setting up camp and he spoke Khuzdul out of habit
“… and the rest of you go gather wood for the fire”
everyone went to go about their tasks and you would still stand in the middle, arms crossed, a smile on your face, waiting
after a few minutes Thorin would roll his eyes and repeat the order in Westron
“Now why didn’t you say so? I would already be done with it by now.”
you loved to get a rise out of the Dwarven king
you promised yourself you would never tell them you understood every word they said
because to be honest, you were rather enjoying yourself and you could only tell them once, right?
but then one night when you were all sitting around the campfire after dinner, you finally broke your promise
it started rather innocent with the usual comments about your terrible riding skills
in Khuzdul of course
cowards
Dwarves usually have not much of a filter to begin with
add some ale they picked up en route and there’s no stopping them
you tried to ignore it and kept your eyes on the campfire
counting to ten, then a hundred, two hundred, …
biting your tongue to keep yourself quiet
but then Fíli - who had actually been rather nice to you - had to join in on the fun
“I bet I can teach her how to ride well”
wiggling eyebrows
cue boisterous laughter from most of the Dwarves
Thorin shaking his head in vicarious embarrassment
some of the others agreeing with Fíli
“I bet you could!”
that was the last drop for you
you could’ve accepted it from anyone but him
not Fíli
you looked him straight in the eye
and answered in fluent Khuzdul with a deadpan face
“I don’t know if you’re strong enough to handle me, son of Durin.”
deafening silence
Gandalf snickering in his beard and then choking on his pipe smoke because he tried to keep his laughter in and horribly failing
all the Dwarves looking at you with wide eyes
“You… You can understand what we’re saying? You speak Khuzdul?”
you made a face that basically said ‘what do you think?’
smiling to yourself when you saw the realisation on Thorin’s face that you had heard and understood everything they said about you
you bid them all a good night after that
the sound of Thorin smacking them on their head lulling you to sleep
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The theme of this story is very close to me, I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭
Hello! I was wondering if you could write me a request?
It would be a platonic one-shot with the 2018 turtles brothers (all of them pls).
Something angsty a 13-year-old reader, please? Like; fem!reader who's living with them and is a happy and energized sweetheart but, one day in the early morning when she wants to watch Donnie working he is just like rlly stressed and kicks her out in a kind of rough (but inentionally) way and so the reader goes to every brother asking to spend some time with them but the story repeats itself and so, at the end of the day (at 10pm or so-) the turtles finish the thing they were doing and start looking for the reader all over the place with no success at all. At the end (about 1am or so-) they find her asleep and hidden in a closet, and with several tear traces down her face, they feel bad so they led her to bed, but at the next day reader is just oddly quiet and avoids talking and spending time with the boys. And so they realize that they've just turned their happy and energized sweetheart into a little quiet and (a bit) scared mess who feels like a burden to them.
(I'm sorry if it's too specific but I always detail things xd)
Just a burden
Rise!tutles x teen!reader
Summary: you just want to spend some time with your favourite turtles, but it seems nobody is free to hang out with you. They all look busy with something and you feel like a burden to them.
Note: she/her pronouns, reader is 13, angst to fluff because y’all just love to suffer, platonic relationship.
Just another boring day and certainly she couldn’t handle it anymore. Four hours passed since the girl decided to start a tv serie but it was getting boring and it wasn’t exciting her at all.
Also it were four hours since she saw the brothers. They usually weren’t this calm, beside Donnie who was always locked up in his lab, and (Y/n) missed them even if she saw them everyday.
Lazily she got up from her spot on the beanbag and turned off the projector. Silence was all she heard. The sight of all the turtles being busy and most importantly silent was a rare occurrence.
But then a faint music reached her ears and she immediately recognised the beat and who was playing it. Passing through the living room she noticed the desert environment, (Y/n) fast-walked to the lab and immediately she noticed that the lab’s door was half-open allowing her to enter silently.
Donnie’s figure was bent over his work desk obviously working on an new invention. The music was blasting loudly so he didn’t heard her enter the room.
With quick footsteps the girl approached the soft shell turtle and lightly tapped his shoulder, catching his attention. However, he turned around with a frown on his face, evidently irritated by the sudden interruption, but fortunately the girl didn’t noticed thanks to the goggles he was wearing.
(Y/n) smiled widely at the turtle, slightly jumping on her spot “What brings you here?” Asked Donnie with a monotone voice bringing his attention back on his invention “Can I help you?” A little shock from the creation caught her by surprise but annoyed the turtle more.
“No, you can’t. This project is dangerous and could seriously harm you since you are quite the clumsy type” snarked back Donnie picking a screwdriver from the work desk “Pretty please! I promise I’ll be careful!” Pleaded the girl intertwining her hands together. Again another shock made her jump.
Donnie sighed loudly “Please (N/n), don’t make thinks more difficult…” “But…I just wanna help Don” the little one wasn’t so cheerful like before “And I said you can’t, why don’t you understand?” The turtle raised his voice a few, his eyebrows now furrowed.
The two of them didn’t talk for some minutes, the room was still filled with loud music and sometime with some rumours coming from Donnie’s work desk. The girl stayed still next to him, not moving a single muscle.
A bitter expression was printed on her face “Please Don—“ the turtle smashed his hands on the work desk and locked his gaze with the girl’s “I already declared my decision and told you the reason behind that! Now it’s not a good time!” The sudden volume change of his voice startled (Y/n) and with a devastated and sorrow expression she quickly left the lab, leaving the turtle alone.
She understood that he was working hard on a project, but he always let her to stay and that was the first time he raised his voice to her. In that moment he reminded her of his father.
When she was out of the lab, she heard rumours coming from the skate ramp, probably being Leo or Mikey. Cautiously she approached the ramp and her eyes fell on Leo’s frustrated figure. He was practicing some tricks but somehow he didn’t manage to achieve them.
The sound of the skate filled the room, followed by annoying grunts.
Only after some minutes also noticed the little girl watching from afar and a little smile appeared on his face. Relieved, the girl smiled back.
“Hey (N/n) I didn’t notice you, what’s up?” The girl remained silent but then she answered with a small smile, gazing for a brief moment the skateboard “Do you mind teaching me some tricks?”
The red-eared turtle sighed loudly, still quite frustrated “Sorry buddie, but right now I’m quite busy. I need to learn these tricks so I can beat Mikey’s record” “Is it really that…important?” She noticed how Leo furrowed his brows and clenched his jaw. She thought that he was also irritated by her presence. “It is important for me” and with these words he continued practicing his tricks.
Again (Y/n) felt her little heart ache , those words hit her like bullets, making her feel a heavy pressure on her heart. No words came out from her mouth and she felt her throat tighten, her eyes stinging from the tears she tried to hold back.
Maybe Mikey could help her with these awful feelings. Mikey always knew how to cheer her up. Quickly she left the red-eared turtle alone and proceeded with quick steps to Mikey’s room.
His orange curtain was closed and (Y/n) heard some noises and things falling from there. She fought with her mind if she should enter or not. Then a breath left her lips and courageously she entered the room.
Mikey was seated in the middle of his room, surrounded by cans of paint, pencils, markers, glitters and coloured paper. The turtle was quietly muttering to himself while working on something.
“Mikey, do you have a minute?” She softly whispered and the orange turtle turned his head but his eyes were still glued on his work. A little smile traced his lips “(Y/n), do you need something?” Mikey’s voice was energetic and he had no trace of irritation.
Still the girl chose her words carefully “I…I wanted to know if you were free” the box turtle turned fully towards the girl, a gente smile on his face “I’m sorry (N/n), but right now I’m not. As soon as I'm done here we'll do whatever you want!”
The girl didn’t push farther but just nodded her head as a response and then left the room, letting the turtle continue his work.
She passed the dojo, catching Raph training all alone. She immediately noticed how hard he was working out and how his face had a concentrated expression.
Without making a sound she reached her room and with a quick motion she took her favourite blanket and her little teddy bear. She could feel her eyes water again but hardly tried to contain the tears.
Quietly sobbing she closed herself in her closet and curled herself up, bringing her teddy bear close to ger chest and covering herself with the blanket. Slowly she drifted of to sleep.
( ༻✦༺ ༻✧༺ ༻✦༺ )
It was 1 am when Donnie finally decided to take a break to refill his now empty mug. When he entered the kitchen he easily heard his brothers talking loudly in the projector room, but among those voices he didn’t hear hers.
He didn’t forget how he acted to (Y/n), feeling guilty due to his horrible behaviour, so he tried to end quickly his work in order to made up to her by spending some time with her.
“I told you, I don’t know where she is! I tried looking in my room, but she isn’t there!” Leo’s loud voice reached Donnie’s ears and arched an eyebrow.
“What’s going on here?” All the turtles turned towards the soft shell turtle and immediately surrounded him. “Oh Donnie we don’t know where she is—“ “She could be literally everywhere!” “What if she went out?!” Donnie furrowed his eyebrows “Wait, I am not understanding a single thing you’re saying!”
“We can’t find (Y/n)! We searched her for hours and we can’t find her! We checked everywhere but nothing!” Raph panicked then he was slapped by Dr. Delicate Touch.
Donnie’s eyes went wide and he immediately rushed to his lab, followed closely by his brothers. “This is why I put a tracker on every of you, for situations like this…” said while checking something on his computer. A pink dot appeared on the screen and the turtles stared at it confused.
“Strange…it says that she is still in the lair” Muttered the purple turtle, still checking the computer.
“Then we have to search deeper!” “Have you guys checked her room?” At Donnie’s words the other three turtles freezed and stared at each other. “Weeeeee were about to do that right now!” And with that Leo, Raph and Mikey stormed out of the lab while Donnie slowly followed behind.
When they entered the girl’s room, they instantly noted how she wasn’t in her bed. Frenetically all the turtles began checking every little space in her room, hoping to find her there.
A sudden gasp caught their attention. Raph was standing in front of the girl’s closet and his big hands were cupping his mouth in disbelief. “Raph what—“ Mikey was interrupted with a shush by Raph and the snapping turtle motioned his brothers to come closer.
At the sight, the turtles couldn’t believe it. (Y/n) was curled up in her favourite blanket while holding her teddy bear, but her face was traced by dry tears and of course that sight broke the turtle’s hearts.
They knew very well that it was their fault if she hid there. Carefully Raph picked her up and gently tucked her in her bed.
The next day, when (Y/n) woke up, they knew that something was off: she wouldn’t approach them energetically like before or ask to spend some time together, instead she isolated herself, became quieter and spend most of the time in her room, alone.
If she had a problem, she didn’t ask for help to Donnie. If she wanted to try a new hobby, she didn’t ask Leo to do it with her. If she had a project in her mind, she didn’t ask Mikey to help her. If she wanted to train, she didn’t ask Raph to work out with her.
She was never going to ask for their help or for anything else. She did not want to be a burden more than she already was.
i've decided to write the angsty leo fic first, i'll post it on ao3 when i write it, heres the teaser:
A recent college graduate finds themself going back on their word, doing the one thing they swore they'd never do again. On a bitter winter night, they retrace their steps for the first time in four years after doing it mentally every night. For closure, they tell themself. For closure. He won't even know I'm back. How could he? Everything is so familiar, like at any moment they would blink and find themself back at the moment their life changed forever. The day Leonardo Hamato left their heart buried in the snow to freeze over without even a glance back.
I love this.👽
Uno mas, but not last one
Leo x male!reader: reader had an idea and asks Mikey to draw/paint a red-eared slider shell pattern on his back and surprises Leo with it! Bonus if he has Mikey add red eye stripes, and double bonus if happy churring and cuddles ensue. Dunno if turtles have clingy instincts, but maybe Leo could take a deep dive in these hypothetical instincts and just incoherently latch on to Y/N for a couple of hours and make happy noises.
(*one of the brothers approaches*
Leo: *hiss*)
~🌺👸
God yes i love you please request more it brings so much joy to me, thank you. I hope you love it! Also the only thing I wholly knew about that sort of thing that his species do is rub their heads on things they are attracted to. Also I gave Leo insecurity because yes. 《{Fluff}》
rise!Leon x m!Reader ----------------------
The door to Leo's room burst open, what fell through was a slightly depressed looking turtle man seeking comfort. He fell face forward onto his bed with a slight wave-like gesture at you. "Hey Y/N," He questioned, his voice muffled through the whole face-being-pressed-into-the-mattress thing. "Do you- " He hesitated, flipping around and sitting up to look at you.
"Hmm?" You hummed, closing your book and turning your attention to him.
"Do you think I'm, like, attractive?" He said, curling back on himself and not waiting for you to respond, "Like, I know I am. Probably," He added, quietly. "But like why do I have stripes like this? Ya know? None of my brothers do and none of them have this whole situation" He gestured at his face, "like I do."
"I just think it looks weird on me, that's all." He sighed into his hands. "It's probably just me. You'd look great with it, I bet. I just suck ass." He finished, dramatically as he fell backwards onto the bed.
"I dunno," You said, walking over. "I think you look pretty hot. But that could just be my awful awful taste." You smiled, raising your eyebrows, "Don'tcha think?"
He giggled, "But of course my dear sir," He began, standing from his bed with a trademark flair that hadn't been there since he had come into the room. You'd missed it.
His hand spun dramatically in the diection of the doorway he had come through moments earlier. "Your chariot awaits you," He winked.
You laughed loudly before regaining your im-posh-ter accent. [ha im funny] "A chariot?" You scoffed loudly.
He exclaimed, a shocked hand placed against his heart. "But of course someone such as you shan't be using your most uh- " His hand waved around as he tried to think of what word he was so desperately searching for. In truth, neither could the author. "Shit." He said under his breath, giving up.
You laughed, walking over to hug him with a sort of silent joy. His rant had given you an idea.
-----
"Hey, Mikey?"
"Yeah?"
"I've got a project."
-----
You smiled down at the new markings added to your arms, face and back. "Thanks, Mikester. Looks awesome!"
Mikey grinned, "No probles, Y/N! I'm sure Leo'll love it."
-----
Leo was once again sulking in his room, lying on the floor face-down as you walked back in. "Ah," He sat up, closing his eyes and scrambling to his feet before bowing nobly. "Master Y/N, of course. How do you doo~ holy shit." His jaw hung open, his eyes with a permanently shocked look in them.
"Dude," He whispered into the room.
Before him stood you, covered in the same markings as Leo. Mikey had thought to add a bald cap just to be extra. You'd nixxed it.
Leo's eyes practically had turned into hearts and his own was pumping harder than he thought it ever had. His face was crimson red and his hands had wrapped around you in a tight hug as he fell back with you onto his bed, promptly clutching onto you.
You laughed, "So you like it?"
"No shit." He breathed, rubbing his cheek against you [think him in the ending of the senor hueso and capitan piel episode with don suave] with a sigh.
----- hours later because you're absolutely right he would do that
His nose was pressed into your cheek as the two of you laid there happily. Donnie had come in at one point and after glancing at you, promptly left without a word.
You yawned, turning to face Leon. "So do you get what I was trying to say earlier? Did you learn anything from this?"
He smiled and curled closer into you, "Yeah. I was right," He smiled. "You do look hot in stripes."
Could I ask for some HCs of the turtles with a chubby reader who is insecure about her/their body?
ᥫ᭡ROTTMNT GROUP W/H CHUBBY S/Oᥫ᭡
(Asks are open and appreciated)
✰RAPH✰
Least likely of them all to realize that it's a problem for you, mostly because he doesn't recognize it as a problem.
You'd think with how big he is into sparring/fighting that he'd underestimate you when you two spar due to your size, but it's quite the contrary. 'Meat Sweats' is one of his biggest threats and he's plus-sized, not to mention the fact that his idol Ghost bear is also a bit on the chubby side.
When you're having a bad day where you're just really insecure, he'd usually spend the day by your side or cuddling. It takes a lot of strength for his hyperactive brain to stay put for longbut he'd gladly go through that so that wya he could comfort you.
He doesn't really know how to comfort you besides being there or small words of encouragement but he'll still try to be of help in some sort of way.
He's most likely the one to get into a fistfight over anyone talking bad about your weight.
✦LEO✦
Doesn't really take it into consideration. like, of course he knows you're plus sized but he never really considered it anything worth putting though into- It just was a part of you to him.
Unlike Raphael, He is more likely to use his words as a way to comfort you, such as reminders that he finds you attractive when you are insecure or even just making it a mission of his to give you daily compliments so that way you don't forget that he loves you.
He understands that somedays you just have a bad body image, so on those days he is more than happy to provide you with blankets or baggy clothing until you feel better.
He will not tolerate insults towards your body of any kind, whether its from you or anyone else. He will threaten you with the portal sword if you keep insulting your figure. (He won't actually do it of coarse)
✿MIKEY✿
Doesn't really understand that it's an actual problem for you.
Like, he finds you pretty so obviously you and everyone in the world should/would agree right??
Deserves his 'Mr. Delicate touch' nickname cause once your insecure or not in the right headspace that day, he would have the most emotionally raw conversations with you listing off all the ways he loves you and how he believes your body is pretty.
Least likely to pick fights with others over their insults, but he will definitely go off on him. He may be sweet, but that doesn't mean he'll be kind to everyone- Especially when they are talking shit about his S/O.
➷DONNIE➹
He never really discusses your weight with you a lot for similar reasons as Mikey and Leo.
He feels like you already would know that he loves you and your body considering you two are dating, therefore he might have some trouble reminding you of how he loves you.
When you're open with him about your insecurities though, he tries his best to console you. He usually tried to by also being open with his insecuritoes as well so you two can be vulnerable together.
When today isn't one of your days, he'll make a temporary pause on his tech/work to just lay in bed with you and spend a lazy day together watching YouTube videos until you're alright.
Thanks for reading ♥︎
Oh, Jesus it's very very good 👽👽👽
Have some old sketches!
Started with me rewatching Arcane and wanting to draw Donnie as Jinx but evolved into more of a Separated AU. Donnie went to Draxum, Leo, of course, went to the foot clan, Mikey went to Big Mama, and Raph was the only one still raised by Splinter so not much change there except when he discovered his brothers were actually alive and he had to save them all.
(Draxum never gave Donnie a name, just calls him by the numbers he gave the turtles when they were born. Donnie calls the others by their numbers as well most of the time)
I now have a Separated AU tag for any additional tidbits related to this!
