Me, Lonely: Man I Wish I Had More Friends

me, lonely: man I wish I had more friends

logic (or my mother): you could respond to that text from your friend?

me: no it’s been two days bc I couldn’t decide how to respond to hru and now they’ll hate me

hhhhhh I cannot keep having this conversation with myself. It’s so stupid. My friends love me. They won’t be mad that I got overwhelmed and couldn’t respond to them. And yet. Here I am.

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

Concept: carolina is not a red or a blue, she is bastard

both teams know whoever has Carolina is basically guaranteed to win, so they keep offering her shit to get her to be on their team for a day and she is MILKING IT

me and my friend put way too much effort into figuring out what ranks our tie pilot ocs were and that was a nightmare

introducing my partner to star wars for the first time is so fun because he's an officer in the military and keeps saying things like "is the imperial ranking system based on the navy or the air force" and "how did han solo enter the ranks as a general when he was functionally a contracter in the last movie" and it's like buddy george lucas literally mixed up units of distance and time while making these movies i promise he didn't even use a single braincell to think about this

“Hey, Meta. Settle a bet, would ya? Does that thing look kinda like a big cat to you?”

i dont’t care what anyone says. sarge is the real mvp of the recollection trilogy  

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content