I Miss When Tumblr Men Were Thots And Posted Bulge Pics At 3am On A Weekly Basis Now Theyre All Mysterious

I miss when tumblr men were thots and posted bulge pics at 3am on a weekly basis now they’re all mysterious abstinent artists working on themselves and their spiritual healing. What about me? what about my needs ?

Reblog if...

You want your balls emptied inside a tight, wet pussy

Or

If you want your pussy filled to the brim with cum

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.

men who can’t help but slut themselves out a little bit around you because they just like you so much!

they’re constantly making sure they’re dressed in clothes that fit their physique in the most flattering/revealing way whenever they find out you’ll be tagging along for drinks. they spritz on the cologne that you once commented you liked on them, and make sure to lean in slightly when you talk to them so that you can undoubtedly catch the scent of it.

they laugh at your jokes and flutter their eyelashes all pretty-like while they’re listening to you and are paying attention extra hard. are fixing their hair in the mirror whenever they go to the restroom even though they’d never bother otherwise. are draping their arm across your chair, pretending they’re just trying to get more comfortable. even the sound of their voice changes slightly whenever they’re focused on you.

also, they show off their neck by undoing the top button of their shirt and sometimes readjust their belt, hoping that you’ll take a peek while they do it.

When I manspread in public, that’s an invitation to sit on my lap in between my legs, so I can show everyone ur my eye candy with ur pretty face n body, n a good girl. then when I slip my hands around your waist n hold you closer to my chest, pecking at ur neck n shoulders, everyone will know ur mine.

Humping

When I hump I feel so helpless and dumb, rolling my eyes back and hanging my tongue out, almost like a dog in heat (maybe I am). Humping so much that all of my thoughts leak out from my hole leaving me empty and mindless as I pant and moan like a pathetic slut.