I Need A Line In S3 Where One Of Them Says "it's Ineffable" And The Other Replies "no, It's Inevitable"

i need a line in s3 where one of them says "it's ineffable" and the other replies "no, it's inevitable" and then they kiss

i like to imagine that since vampires can't generate their own body heat that they can still feel the cold so they end up like those hairless cats that love cuddles bc they're always cold so i can't stop thinking about astarion constantly pulling tav in for cuddles because he's cold and tav is very warm

i hate sitting in silence not because i dislike silence but because i get really self conscious whenever i make any noise at all. embarrassing.

I just wanna say i LOVE when books have a narrative tone. i wanna feel like i am being told a story, like i've sat down with a friend and they're telling me about all this crazy shit that's happened. or like im sitting by the fire being told an old story about heroes and villains by my father. it's the best.

i wanna watch merlin from arthur's perspective. just imagine your servant/best friend who you're like 90% sure is a complete idiot and yet is constantly saving your life or making miraculous get aways and sometimes he says really strange cryptic things that are actually kind of wise? and he's always just...there when shit's going down even though he never really does anything as far as you know.

does merlin...get paid?