I've Always Really Loved The Way That Neil Gaiman Gave Everything In Good Omens A Strange Sort Of Personality.

i've always really loved the way that neil gaiman gave everything in good omens a strange sort of personality. crowley or aziraphale can just look at something in a certain way and it'll do what they want. the bentley loves aziraphale and speeds up so crowley won't sell his books, the house plants are terrified and tremble when crowley threatens them. traffic lights turn green because crowley wills them to. it makes the whole world feel so incredibly...alive. i love it.

Me: has played 5 bg3 campaigns across various saves and multiplayer games

Me: I'm gonna romance Gale!

Me: I'm gonna romance Lae'zel!

Me: I'm gonna romance Wyll!

Astarion, every time:

Me: I'm romancing Astarion again.............

i love playing a class that has the guidance cantrip and then using it on astarion instead of having shadowheart do it like yes bby u can have all the help you need

does merlin...get paid?

making your guardian hot is just setting yourself up for failure and yet i do it every time

Metaphor by the Crane Wives= Astarion

"I've gotten good at making up metaphors, I've gotten good at stretching the truth out of shape"

"Don't look too hard cause you won't like the scars he left in me"

"And all these words are sweet and meaningless, you can't trust a single thing I say"

It's literally him.