KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS

🚨KNOW YOUR MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE CRYPTIDS🚨

BUCKET MAN - 300 POINTS - DOCILE IN NATURE BUT EASILY STARTLED. GREAT FOR BEGINNERS!

CAKE CATCHER - 800 POINTS - INCREDIBLY AGILE, MAKES A GREAT HUNTING COMPANION. HAS THE “PICKUP” ABILITY.

FALSE DEWEY - 1,000,000 POINTS - DO NOT ENGAGE THE FALSE DEWEY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. FOR PROFESSIONAL HUNTERS ONLY.

i know we've been saying this about every new shitty update but i feel like removing reblog chains could really be the thing to kill this site. like that is literally the main thing that makes tumblr unique

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

If you are gender non-conforming, buy a gun. The right and large parts of the left are labeling us sex offenders, guilty until proven innocent. If you are visibly trans, having a gun makes you dangerous to attack. You don't even have to use it, buy a holster and put a starter pistol in it for all I care, but *make yourselves seem dangerous enough that they won't want to try to hurt you.*

After hours of coloring, I finally finished up this Amethyst lineart I’ve had for months, lol. (Happy New Years!) <3

Wake up babe new fish dropped