It's Been Three Years Since I Started A New Diet With The Best Meat On The Planet, Boys! And As You Can

It's been three years since I started a new diet with the best meat on the planet, boys! And as you can see, it's worked wonders for me, wanna join the menu?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7i2a_DI66s

At the bus stop on the way home from work today it was just me and this other guy. Unfortunately for him I’m starving after work, and this is me at home… He’s still wriggling. God I love being a pred. *buuurrpp*

My nutritionist said I needed to eat healthy protein, but now he's complaining about not being on the menu?? He was the healthiest guy I knew, besides everyone is on the menu!!

Andrew groaned quietly, rubbing circles over his distended belly in efforts to soothe his sloshing guts. “Ugh come on guys I already said I was sorry. If you stop squirming I promise not to digest you!” He was lying through his teeth but figured it was worth a shot. The boys in his belly seemed to know it to as their thrashing got even more violent.

Andrew seriously regretted getting so drunk last night, the liquid courage finally allowing him to succumb to his urges and scarf down his roommate. The fact his roommates boyfriend was over for the night was the metaphorical cherry on top. Letting out a deep, guttural belch he hefted himself off the bench, his poor jersey straining to contain his new jumbo gut. Huffing and puffing he made his way to the field, trying to ignore gaze of the twinky water boy, he knew looking would just make him hungrier. Andrew felt the thrashing get harder and faster as digestion began, trying not to get hard as the two boys started screaming. He shook his belly, failing to keep a grin off of his face.

This is the face of a pred who just came from nothing but the squirms of his prey