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Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

God I love “We’re enemies, but we’ve been enemies for a long time, which is sort of like being friends.” Great trope.

tried thinking about the batfam timeline and how all of their ages work in relation to one another while falling asleep.

i am now wide awake. confused and enraged.

he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

man for a country that loves its guns the lot of you cant aim for shit

"We need more complex female characters" you guys can't even handle Chappell Roan, Real Life Woman with Boundaries

Wet Beast Rotation

when the interactive fiction has an option you can't select as part of the narrative >>>

i’m like the joker in the sense that i tell jokes sometimes

listen to me. listen. your actual job in life, and it sucks that your 5th grader teacher didnt explain this adequately enough, is to ask for help when you need it and to accept charity when it would take a weight from your shoulders. Otherwise you end up like Sisyphus- or even worse, Walter White

Drag him Bats!

the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show

Should I ask President Obama to join the Geeks and Nerds for Harris Walz call?

Should I tell him to bring the chaos emeralds?

“check the syllabus” i NEVER check the syllabus i just figure it out as i go

LYNDA JEAN WHAT DID YOU DO

Happy birthday to Duke Thomas, you deserve an ongoing solo series if DC ever decides to be awesome

my uncle was somewhat of a rascal. we were hanging out on the roof of his barn when i was ten, and we saw some shooting stars. he told me they were angels carrying messages from god. then he handed me his old hunting rifle and taught me how to nick one out of the sky, even when it was travelling all fast like that, and how to triangulate its location — taking me out in his rusty truck down dirt roads, unerring and unceasing, until we saw that gleaming lantern. he pocketed the note from god and took me down to a pinboard where he was working on deciphering the language with his friend who was a linguistics major but got kicked out of grad school. after they shook hands, they held on for just a bit too long and i started wondering why my aunt doesn’t live with my uncle anymore, but then my uncle took me back up stairs and taught me how to fry the angel up real nice, halo and all. it was tasty

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

i don't care that joe biden is old and tbh, i don't actually think the media cares either. they just want trump back because him sucking makes for easier clickbait