HELPPPP I ACCIDENTALLY READ 'crush' AS 'cock'

HELPPPP I ACCIDENTALLY READ 'crush' AS 'cock'

ANON/HONESTY HOUR

tell me about your crush!!!!!!!

tell me about your ex

tell me about your day

tell me about your dreams

tell me about your drama

tell me about yourself :-)

tell me about something awkward/embarrassing

tell me about a funny story or something

tell me your favourite band/artist/album/song

tell me about your favourite meme

tell me about your favourite fic

tell me a secret ;)

tell me who you ship me with

tell me a lame joke/bad pick-up line

tell me about your favourite tumblr user(s)

tell me about your least favourite tumblr user(s)

tell me what you’re thinking about

tell me your assumptions about me

tell me your feelings about me

tell me why you started following me

tell me why I’m problematic

ask for advice

ask for fic recs

ask for song recs

ask me weird questions

ask me personal questions

ask me random questions

ask me deep questions

ask for makeup recs/tips

ask me my “top 5″ anything

give makeup recs/tips

ask for hair dying tips

send me headcannons

send me blurb/fic/oneshot ideas

send me blurbs!!!!!

send me song recs

send me unpopular opinions

send me your zodiac sign and I will tell you if I’d date you or not

send me a url and I will tell you what I think about that person

send me your honest opinion of me

confess your sins

fangirl about stuff!!!

rant about stuff!!!

gossip about stuff!!!

vent about stuff!!!

give me playlist ideas

maybe give me some fic recs? please

make me choose between two things

most likely to

fuck marry kill

truth or dare

would you rather

let’s talk about the sex because sex ed isn’t talked about enough

fuel my ego and tell me your favourite things about me

talk to me about astrology stuff!!!

talk to me about aliens!!!

write an “about me” pretending to be me

describe me in three words or less

if I was a stereotype in a movie what would I be?

go on anon and drag me

ask me about anything

talk to me about anything

I will answer every ask I get nothing will go unanswered

seriously just please come talk to me (✿◕ ‿◕ฺ)ノ))。₀: *゜

"It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.”

You went shopping for Christmas decorations with Luke in a nearby grocery store and as you added some items in the cart, Luke sneakily placed four chocolate advent calendars. You lifted the item and looked at him. “It was on sale!” Luke defended himself with his hands up in the air, trying to convince you to get it. You sighed and placed it back in the cart. “Fine, just don’t eat the entire thing” You said and Luke happily nodded. The two of you already got the things needed and went out to pay for it. Luke was kind enough to carry the plastic bags and got it to the car. Luke drove the two of you back to home. 

You and Luke were exhausted from the shopping trip and quickly took the things out of the plastic bags. “Luke! I’m gonna take a shower!” You yelled and got an “OK!” response from him. You got out of the shower and put on your clothes then went to look for Luke in the living room to see him, shoving down the chocolates from the advent calendar, his lips were covered in stains from eating chocolate. ‘He looks like a deer caught in the headlights’ You thought to yourself.

“Why are you eating the advent calendar? Is this the reason why you got four?” You facepalmed yourself and Luke slowly chewed then looked away to make it seem like he wasn’t the culprit. “It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.” he boasted about it with playfulness in his tone. “And you didn’t share some with me” You pouted at him but Luke gave you the last piece of chocolate, the two of you just laughed at the situation and forgot about it.

“This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”

A/N: I got too invested in writing so it's longer than the others 💀💀💀

Celestine decided that the law firm should do a secret santa, everyone agreed to the idea and Kiki offered to make the draws. Kiki notified that the drawing lot was ready, Celestine gathered everyone and started to line up for the draw. 

Artem was originally not planning to join the lot but Celestine managed to persuade him until he agreed. He was at the back of the line, he was trying to look for you since he was relatively tall. 

You were the next person to draw the lot so you picked the small piece of paper and left the line then went back to your chair and checked on who you got. ‘Artem’ was written on it, you began to overthink on what to give your boss since there was barely anything to get him something worth.

You sighed and walked towards Celestine’s direction, asking for her help. You grasped her wrist gently and dragged her near the lounge area of the firm. “Please don’t tell Artem about this” You pleaded in a small voice, putting both of your hands together and closing your eyes that she wouldn’t. “You got Artem?” Celestine was surprised by the interesting revelation that had unfolded. “Yes and I’m here to ask what he wants” You requested to her, Celestine giggled at the sight behold her eyes. ‘Artem will be happy,’ She thought to herself. “I’ll ask once work is over” Celestine reassured you, patting you by your shoulder. 

After that, the two of you went back to your respective area and continued on working on some cases. You glanced at the time on your desktop, it was nearly time to go home and begin to pack up your stuff. 

Just before you left the firm, Kiki called you and pulled you to the ‘Secret Santa Wish List’ that was put up on the bulletin board. Kiki handed you a black permanent marker and you wrote down the stuff you wanted. You peeked at your co-workers wishlist in the hope of finding Artem’s name. You didn’t succeed in it since he hasn’t written anything yet. 

You left the firm, feeling sorrow and decided to head home as soon as possible. You called a cab to drive you back to your beloved safe place.You turned your head to look out in the window, admiring the same Stellis that you grew up in. 

You snapped out of your mind when the driver kindly gestured to you to see that you were in front of your building already. You quickly handed the cash to your driver and got out. 

You finally reached the inside of your apartment, you tiredly placed your bag down and sat on the cushion. You sighed and mindlessly scrolled through social media then a ‘ping!’ a notification message from Celestine came, stating what Artem wants. 

Here is Artem’s wishlist 

Fountain pen

Japanese Knife 

Tablet case 

Goodluck╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑

You texted Celestine back with a “Thank you!” and mentally prepared for yourself and your wallet. You went to your small work table and began searching for where to find them then a thought hit you. There was a small antique shop that was near your area and you’ve been wanting to check it out for some time. 

You gathered all of your might to rise up from the swivel chair and left your apartment. You walked around your area to look for the shop. You noticed the vintage-style logo and proceeded inside of it. There was a vast variety of items from the past. 

You carefully observed each shelf that displayed antiques from the previous time. There was a fountain pen that caught your eye was a Waterman's Ideal No.52, it was made in the USA around the 1920s and it was perfect for Artem. You looked at the price tag and it was 180 Stellis coins. You cried at the sight of the amount of a foundation pen. ‘I’ll attempt to bargain to lower the price’ You sighed and continued to keep an eye out for selener. 

The shop had tons of items ranging from postcards to lanterns and more. You came across a small shelf that had kitchen equipment. There was a petty knife from a Japanese brand called Misono, which is a successful family-owned business. The knife is made out of molybdenum, a chemical that increases the hardenability and strength of steel. You took a look at the price and it was 60 Stellis coins, you were shocked at the cost of it. A white paper that was folded in half and taped down with a writing that says ‘These items are on discount :)’. You threw a fist in the air since you got two of Artem’s wishlist down. 

You took the knife and pen to the cashier who was a gentleman in his mid-50s. You kindly attempted to bargain with him and it worked as the fountain pen was now 130 Stellis coins so you paid it with your credit card and headed back. 

You remembered that there was only one more item left in his wishlist, that was a tablet cover case. You got to your work table and immediately typed ‘PAXAZON’ to buy him a simple black leather tablet case and made your purchase. 

A few hours later, the delivery man came and left your package at your door. You picked it and quickly placed Artem’s gift on a paper paper and wrote a simple letter saying ‘have a jolly christmas and happy new year’ then added some cute stickers and put it inside. 

Fast forward, today was the christmas party that the firm was holding, everyone dressed up in ugly sweaters and ate a lot of food. The party was amazing and you all had a fun time but the best part has come, which was the secret santa. 

Celestine first gave her present to the person who she got then the order went on and on until Kiki (who was your secret santa) gave you her present, you stood up and walked towards Artem’s direction, he was caught off-caught and looked a bit shy to receive your gift. You on the other hand, was flustered from it, everyone went ‘ooooo’ and some even made small comments about your relationship with Artem. 

As soon as everyone receives their presents from their secret santa, all of you open the gifts like excited children ripping the wrapped presents. Everyone was satisfied with what they got but you glanced at Artem’s expression to see if he likes it. 

Artem went to you and said “This is the best gift you could’ve given me.” You were content with what he said and felt like paying such a high cost was worth it. Artem flashed you a smile and walked away. You too had a huge grin hanging in your lips.

LESGOOOOOO ARGENTINA LESGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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YESSSS MY BBY BOI

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