I Think Sarge Would Be Weird And Conservative About Genders Until You Introduced Him To The Concept Of

i think sarge would be weird and conservative about genders until you introduced him to the concept of xenogenders and specifically the idea that red can be a gender at which point he would start a gender hoard of things like “bloodgender” “soldiergender” and of course “sargegender” and start using red/reds as neopronouns

My gf and I like to make up medical anomalies for Sarge to be inflicted with

AVGHD things that give me serotonin but probably evoke different emotions in people who are not me (gore, body horror, questionable dietary choices, animal death, minor character death under the cut)

♡ Donut just walking around with a huge giant fresh injury that would normally leave someone dead in hours for. SEVERAL weeks. Like it means nothing to him

♡ Immediately after the previous, Donut making Locus drop him off in the woods somewhere, wandering off, and coming back HOURS later with some random large animal and covered in blood that certainly isn't the animals nor his. Does not explain the blood ever. Still is 'missing' like half his body mass.

♡ The picture in his Moms (plural) house of him as a child, human-shaped mind you, absolutely RIPPING into a horse. Child Donut is covered in blood and horse guts, but he's wearing a party hat, so?

♡ At some point Donut doesn't have enough meat on him to maintain a human form so he's just some horrible octopus chilling in his helmet like some kind of hermit crab. He drags it behind him like an octopus with a coconut though

♡ Locus checking on Donut because of the whole extremely injured thing from the first one, seeing the fucking eyeglow when Donut looks at him, then slowly leaving without saying anything

♡ Locus' singular raised eyebrow when Donut claims to be on the carnivore diet and that's why he keeps eating birds he swears

♡ Everyone who Locus has contacted about Donut's strange behavior being like that's just normal Donut behavior stop freaking out man but it Most Certainly Isn't

♡ Donut acting like he won't take off his armor because it's Rude but actually it's because his body decided it's a shell now when he wasn't looking

♡ Grif and Locus just taking turns carrying the helmet crab around like it's normal

♡ Wash just barely managing to restrain Sarge from flirting with Donut's moms who are 100% just as unhinged

♡ Donut straight-up forgetting that he's supposed to be injured and just putting all the meat back

♡ Donut is literally a catboy. He was a cat and now he's a boy. Sometimes he makes cat noises for fun and also bc he's a furry

♡ Locus accidentally becoming a horror movie monster's sugar daddy (whoops!)

♡ Sarge not giving a singular fuck about Donut being both capable of and regularly considering killing the reds for fun and profit bc 1) he didn't and 2) ATTA BOY GO. KILL! VIOLENCE!

♡ Caboose comparing humans to peanuts in Donut Perspective Explanations and Caboose is also the only one who really gets that Donut doesn't think like how a human does/would (other than Wash)

♡ *points at the Donut family photos that have a cat but no kid and then a kid but no cat and also one of his moms are missing a digit now* You Know He Bit A Finger

♡ Grey successfully flirting with Donut's moms for The Details on what the hell he is. They're very flattered and Science Mom is very happy to have someone to talk to that understands the science jargon

♡ Temple & co. breaks out of prison like ohh nooo I'm such big threat and you're separated from your little flock oh woe is you! and Donut literally just kills him. it takes no effort at all. He rips that mf apart like a a tasty tasty crab in his little armored shell

♡ casual "OH HEEEEY GUYS" *flesh is literally sloughing off* *has. so many extra fleshbits growing* *dropped from the ceiling creating the Creepiest Possible Greeting he could do*

♡ Everyone thinking he fucking murdered Sarge and really he just locked him in a utility closet with a blindfold over his visor. Also in handcuffs. 1st time in the whole thing where he's like OHHHH IM GONNA KILL HIM THAT PINK BASTARDS GONNA GET HIT-

♡ Caboose being the first one to get Donut to actually sit down and talk. Achieves this with food offerings and hugs. Wash is the 2nd but he doesn't get Donut to talk on purpose it just happens

♡ *walls dripping with blood, growing flesh, piles of UNSC armor trapped in piles of just meat* "Oh yeah I've been exploring a new decorating style"

♡ DONUT BASTARD ARC... meat bastard... he's just hungy okay

Sardoyles

rvb art? in this day and age?

Happy Pride Month!

I had hoped to have a teaser trailer ready this month, but since that didn’t pan out I have something else for everyone

✨Behind-the-scenes✨

QC Intro first draft (no studio equipment or bg instrumental)

Performed by Nis Monet, Lyrics by RysingSun and Nis Monet

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QC title screen rough layout (dw it's going to be colorful)

Art by RysingSun

To see more complete versions of these, head to Queer Canyon’s Patreon

As of June 1, the Patreon has:

- Progress updates for April and May 2023 ($1 tier)

- Blue team and Red team screenshot reveals ($5 tier)

This month I will add:

- End-of-month progress update for June 2023 ($1 tier)

- Queer Canyon Intro first draft AND two demo versions, one with additional instrumental ($5 tier)

- Queer Canyon title screen progress screenshots ($5 tier)

The final versions of the QC Intro and title screen are not yet ready, so please note that they are unlikely to be included in the aforementioned June posts (maybe later this summer ;) )