More From The Wip I Posted A Snippet Of Last Night?

more from the wip i posted a snippet of last night?

“It’s not about you two working together- I just want to make sure you’re being safe-” Tim’s jaw just drops. He doesn’t seem to know what to say to that. He opens and closes his mouth a few times. “Timmy-” “I- /no/. Oh my god, Dick- You and Bruce both gave me the talk years ago, I don’t need it again- and I /especially/ don’t need it in regards to /Jason/. We aren’t- I-” Tim’s words get muffled as he presses his hands up to his face, “Oh my god. He’s either going to kill me for people thinking we’re sleeping together or he’s going to laugh so hard he falls off a roof.”

drinking blood is not about the blood it's about the biting it's about the drinking it's about the closeness of it all. but it's also a little bit about the blood

pls does anyone have any fucked up very kinky jaytim fics. physical violence encouraged. CNC and dubcon encouraged. complete noncon is not. please feel free to self-promote

such as the following:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43587273

https://archiveofourown.org/works/374725

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26282593

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37328329

https://archiveofourown.org/works/46177216

https://archiveofourown.org/works/3436445/chapters/7532558

and anything in this series https://archiveofourown.org/series/4337857

and I'm gonna go ahead and tag a couple ppl that I think may have ideas

@necrotic-nephilim @cummandercold @melodyatlas

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

You guys want another stupid fucking idea?

Bruce on taskmaster.

Sure he’s not a comedian, but let’s just say that the network was struggling to find comedians that could fit taskmaster into their schedule idk. The batkids are fans of the show so when Bruce is like “what’s taskmaster and why are they asking me to participate?” They are like “YOU HAVE TO SAY YES!!”

Anyways, imagine the inner turmoil Bruce would be in. I hc him as very competitive, so he has to juggle being the ditzy playboy and actually wanting to win the competition. And the thing is he’s fucking good. Like as Batman he’s constantly thinking outside the box for villains like Riddler and Joker. He tries to downplay it but because he’s surrounded by heroes he kinda… forgets?

Like one time, he has to climb a tree for some reason, and he gets a good way up until he realizes… normal people can’t do that. So he has to fake falling down.

Also, for one of the prize tasks, they have to bring in an item that is precious to them. So Bruce brings in his mother’s pearl, complete with the evidence baggy. Greg is bewildered, the crowd is going crazy. “My back up was my children’s adoption papers.” Bruce says once everyone calms down.

There’s not a soul on that stage that is not absolutely terrified of Bruce Wayne from that point on.

I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year