We Don't Talk Enough About How Raziel Had To Deal With Tmi Gang Twice In The Span Of A Few Weeks When

we don't talk enough about how raziel had to deal with tmi gang twice in the span of a few weeks when he wasn't summoned since shadowhunters were created, it's sooo freaking funny bcs clary had one single wish & she was like "hey can you revive my bf I love him a lot" then you have simon -a vampire- summoning him in the middle of a farm and straight up telling him he's gonna annoy the shit out of him forever til he gives them a weapon to save jace and might I add, he also partly blamed raziel for what was happening 😭😭 imagine being this great angel & you get played like this by a bunch of teenagers (& magnus) who have nothing but the power of friendship and love😭 I know he went back to heaven pissed AWFFF

Every year for April Fool's Day, Lockwood leaks some made up story to the papers about Lockwood and Co, especially after they become national heroes for dealing with the Problem. His personal favourite was the year he spread a story that the Skull had actually been a guy who had been trying to date Lucy and Lockwood had decapitated him for it.

at long last the long awaited down bad locklyle edit is here

so sorry this took me fucking forever to post but i hope yall love it as much as i do

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the way she rhymes "another summer taking cover, rolling thunder, he don't understand me" and "splintered back in winter, silent dinners, bitter, he was with her in dreams" and how how she ties the two lines together with the rhyme of "me" and "dreams" is honestly such a writing flex

I just remembered that Balekin was the one who told Madoc where Jude and Taryn's mom was after she ran away from Elfhame. So Balekin's the reason Madoc took Jude, Vivi and Taryn back to Elfhame with him which indirectly caused Jude to kill Balekin all those years later. He would've still been alive if he weren't such a snitch lmao what a loser.

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