I Was Never As Bored With The Story Of This Game As The Whole "The Prisoner In The Cave" Chapter

I was never as bored with the story of this game as the whole "The Prisoner in the cave" chapter

I was so hopefull for malevolent/tma crossover but the longest finished fics there are 3 fluff oneshots???? where is at least 400 pages of angst??? where's the distrust on both sides??? THE DRAMA??? Arthur didn't scream even ONCE. blasphemy

I find it funny the way Jon blames himself for the apocalypse. Cause essentially what happened is that Jonah put a nuke in his lunch and he blames himself for it.

Like, imagine you got a sandwich for lunch. You’ve been looking forward to eating this sandwich for so long, you haven’t had one in weeks. Your friend got it for you from a restaurant and you are so so excited.

It looks amazing, it smells amazing, you are so excited. Then, you go to take a bite and there’s a fucking nuke in it. It explodes and kills everyone around you, except for you. Then you blame yourself.

You didn’t put that nuke in it. You didn’t know there was one there. You were just trying to eat lunch.

It was the guy from that restaurant, he put a nuke in your sandwich! And it wasn’t even like he put it in a random sandwich and you just happened to get it. No, he put it specifically in your sandwich so when you try to eat your lunch it will explode.

And you know that he put the nuke in your sandwich. Cause he wrote you a note explaining to you exactly why and how he did it. He told you it was so it would explode and kill everyone, and he told you that he put it specifically in your sandwich. And he hid the note so you would only see it after you started eating, at which point it was already too lat.

And you still blame yourself. Even though you had no idea. How does that make sense?

Jon, it is not your fault there was a nuke in your sandwich

Magnus Archives headcanon: after Melanie learned that Elias could see through any depictions of eyes, she drew a lovingly rendered eye on a piece of printer paper and hung it up in the supply closet facing another piece of paper with the words "FUCK OFF ELIAS" in all caps written on it.

Elias keeps taking them down and she keeps putting them back up in new obscure spots around the archive every week

Ahhhhh, I get now why ppl hate him

he's a prick

Actually first base is taking his eyes and second base is taking his arm up to the elbow. Third base is gay sex but they haven't gotten there yet