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Frodo and Gandalf 🧙‍♂️

Lost season 3: a summary

Light dragon and the master sword

after like 6 years of being king shit in botw playing totk makes me feel like a newborn baby and a loser. i got one shot by a bokoblin. i can't afford pants. everything is so scary because i don't know what anything is.

Let's be honest. The Yiga are probably the most competent people in Hyrule.

Between the 5-6 years that passed between BoTW and ToTK and especially after the underground appeared!!! (which may or may not be a month if not more) The Yiga just got so much stronger?? Like??? They managed to make a replica of the Thunder Helmet from BoTW and understood the Zonai tech so fast?? They are even building their own gear!! Despite not having Rauru's cool hand?? They may be silly banana fanboys (and girls) but they know their ways???

And at the same time, the Hylians did what? They built one new outpost and asked Link if he knew where Link was.

sketchy sketches outfits

Silly

Obi-Wan: We call that a traumatic event

Obi-Wan, turning to Rex: Not a "bro moment"

Obi-Wan, turning to Ahsoka: Not a "major L"

Obi-Wan, turning to Anakin: And not an "oof lmao"

Imagine instead of Rex, Gregor, and Wolffe, it was Rex, the Bad Batch, and Omega.

Kanan: *sees Crosshair*

Kanan: Nope. I'm out.

Hunter: ...Commander Dume?

Ezra: Y'all know each other? Do you know Ahsoka Tano? She-

Echo: Commander Tano's here?

Later...

Kanan, on his comm: Hera, I hate it here.

Omega: Hera????

Vader: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Vader: Anyways, you said Luke is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

darth vader voice: if i had a credit for every time some ginger jedi fuck broke into my inquisitorious and flooded the place, i'd have two credits. which is nothing compared to the power of the force but it's weird that it happened twice

the stormtrooper he was talking to: hgrhrrkk (is being force choked to death)

after 4 years we’re finally getting the ghost crew back

Obi-Wan: very carefully sneaks into the Fortress

Cal: blows up half the base, rips through storm troopers and purge troopers, floods most of what's left, and drops an ocean on Vader on his way out

imagine watching Star Wars in theaters in 1977 and pointing at Darth Vader boarding a ship with Stormtroopers and then choking some guy, and exclaiming THAT'S CLEARLY JESUS CHRIST, THAT'S WHY I'M INTO THIS

sign my petition for an A New Dawn movie but it’s narrated by Kanan and Hera from the future, Emperor’s New Groove style, with a Tangled-style ending

they’re doing so right by Vader but holy hell he’s terrifying. we’ve watched *powerful* characters bring starships down with the force but it takes them so much effort

that man just pulled a cruiser down and cracked it open like an ice cold bevy on a summer afternoon

no but ewan mcgregor was so right when he said he was terrified by vader while shooting bc at first I was like <3 ahah pathetic meow meow on a murder spree <3 and then I was like OH FUCK PATHETIC MEOW MEOW ON A MURDER SPREE OH FUCK

Clone Trooper Hardcase + Textposts

Petition to have Nala Se invent a cure to the accelerated age growth issue for the surviving clones?

That is all

Simply because I hate it and clones deserve a life.

you can’t convince me that Shmi isn't giving birth at this EXACT moment

Things that actually happened in Star Wars (mainly clone wars)

-Jar Jar Binks was made a senator

-Female Yoda

-Crazy German scientist creates covid 19 on Naboo

-Godzilla storms Corascaunt with a vendetta against Palpatine.

-Whatever the fuck Obi wan and Ventress had going on.

-Single Space Dad has to stop his child from eating living frog eggs.

-Inquisistor flirts with 15 year old

-Luke milks an alien and drinks green milk from it.

-A former stormtrooper and expert pilot share jackets.

-Teddy Bears try and cook multiple people alive

-Luke tricks said teddy bears into believing C-3po is their god.

-Anakin and Padme were totally about to get it on, right on Padme's desk until Bail Organa walked in.

-Ventress kissing a clone after murdering it.

-Count Dooku in Pajamas

-Leia smacking the shit out of Poe

-Blind Asian guy kicks everyone's ass

-Lando Calrissian Existing

-Spider Darth Maul

-Dooku getting attacked by Voodoo magic

-Qui-gon telling the Jedi to piss off

-Anakin and Greivous not meeting face to face once

-Many, many war crimes. Mainly by Anakin and Obi wan.

-S P A C E H O R S E S (twice)

-Luke sending Grogu half way across the galaxy by himself to go be with his other dad.

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