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not now kitten daddy’s doing critical damage to his spotify wrapped

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

god i HATE medieval middle school my freaking bullies put me in the iron maiden again

how is this guy the sneaky one when he literally looks like this

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

my writing fundamentally changed forever ten years ago when i realized you could use sentence structure to control people’s heart rates. is this still forbidden knowledge or does everyone know it now

"🤨"

I woke up at a decent hour today. (Jeb voice) please clap.

dakota 🤲 (and bobo)

Hey I saw you from across the bar but my girlfriend didn't. Are you some manner of spirit

Nice! Come view my wares if you dare >:)

ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

Thank you so much for Posting this here. (I am the Loop he is referring to btw <3)

stolen from the JRWI transcription project’s discord, here’s some news: looks like JRWI will be starting to officially transcribe + caption their videos moving forward

Dakota when he runs out of sewer ravioli

So fucking cool 

Dakota when he runs out of sewer ravioli

Just realised that if Donald Trump wins the presidential elections, it’ll be 5 years before we can even think about a canon Destiel.. Dammit America, what are you doing!

The uh ,,

The wing ?tutorial? Featuring many examples and little to no explanation

Something flickers inside me- am I falling, or diving? Hurtling headlong into your embrace…

(voidbird)

skeletons

MEAN GIRLS 2004 | dir. Mark Waters

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)