Scagalicious - Gabriel - Tumblr Blog

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Machine, I just got back from therapy.

I accept I am not papa's special boy, but I'm still going to kill you.

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Don't give up. Don't be a quitter, a spitter.

Follow through on what you started.

Swallow.

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V1: Shoots you with the pregnancy gun.

Now you are pregnant with baby, Gabriel. 

Gabriel: A child of mine own? How can this be?

Minos and I have been trying for so long.

Machine, you’ve given us a miracle.

I’ll name him Big John. Named of course in honor of the size properties of Minos’ penis.

Thank you, Machine.

I’d offer you the position of godfather but... I’m actually still going to kill you.

V1: YAYYY.

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To Pizza Hut.

On September 25th 2024, the child growing in my belly will be born.

It has the capacity to Out Pizza the Hut.

Prepare yourselves.

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You flew the mother plane directly into the world serve center.

Hit the cuntagon!

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your posting of gabriel quotes is the reason im so autistic for that angel thank you for this 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 i listened to these at work over the summer to keep me sane

Me 🤝 You

Listening to this at work.

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime that’s why I shitpost on company time!!

i love being early to these :333

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Sorlag, you are God’s most beautiful creature.

In searching of all the cosmos, we have not found a being of such perfection.

I wish only to bathe in the blood you splash upon me, the blood of all your victims.

And in an act of worship let you drink it.

*nervous laugh* Hi Sorlag~

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what if,, long skirt Gabriel,,

THEYRE SO GAY

peak yaoi i hate them BLUDGEON THEM WITH STONES!!!!/pos

GO CRAZY. NEW OFFICIAL ART

HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

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Happy birthday!

I couldn’t quite figure out a gift in time. So take these *cats meowing* they’ve been severed from me.

These are my most trusted possessions- Or they were.

My little light bulbs.

It was decided that I wouldn’t have them anymore.

So I guess you can have them!

Happy birthday! My mascara is running. I have to go.

Goodbye everyone! Thank you!

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Happy birthday, you bitch.

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There are noises.

Wear headphones, not because it is suggestive, but so that no one judges you.

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Happy birthday, Miku! -From your friend, Gabriel.

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Wanted to draw that scene from The Book of Bill :D

They bring the worst in each other 🥰

Based on this!

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Look at this shit, bestie.

I warned you. I warned you not to blow all your bits and look at you now.

Having to MOOCH off your fellow chatter.

You make me sick.

It’s people like you that make the city of Toronto’s handling of the homeless look correct.

I’m about to install a spiked bench in this stream!

I’m gonna throw up.

Don’t talk to me again until you have some change in your pocket.

The church demands a tithe.

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Ah, the natural conclusion of any Twitch stream.

*vineboom*

A class war.

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he’s very DEMURE 💛

edit: NOOO I FORGOT THE SCAR

bill explaining the plan to Henchmaniacs

Is it really possible for a triangle and an autistic man to be in a relationship?

has this been done yet

the split loaf

weird way to propose but no wtf

caught them doing the SIN, cos, tan (bad trigonometry joke, I'm sorry, you have permission to euthanize me)

bonus:

gabriel doodles that will never see the light of day again plus a tiiiiny little v1 (hasnt learned how to draw v1)