I Miss This So Bad, It Used To Feel Like I Still Had Endless TMA Left To Watch

I miss this so bad, it used to feel like I still had endless TMA left to watch

jon immediately after doing the most dramatised, genuine, broadway-worthy and tony-winning performance of a statement: anyway, that was some complete fucking bullshit,

How I think the Fears would write essays :)

The Eye: That one kid that copy-pasted the entire thing from Wikipedia. The essay ended up being 12k words long, the teacher is speechless.

The Vast: That one kid that makes as many empty lines as possibe to make the essay look bigger. The paper ends up having like 10 sentences per page.

The Stranger: Probably went the Eye method except translated it back and forth through Google tranlate to make it look original. The essay end up having weird grammatic choices, the teacher has an identity crisis.

The Buried: Opposite of the Vast, never changes paragraphs and uses font size 7. The teacher gives up at reading the essay halfway through.

The Desolation: The file somehow deleted itself. The teacher dosen't believe that story.

The Spiral: That one kid that thought they can pull off straight up making facts up. The teacher was too stunned to speak.

The Web: Also made up facts, but did it so neatly that the teacher gave them an A.

The Slaughter: That one smart kid that very violently corrects the teachers facts in the essay. The teacher won't be able to read the paper without being called out for their mistakes during their lectures.

The Flesh: Somehow knows the goriest detail about the topic. Whether the essay is about human biology or wars, the teacher will be throwing up halfway through reading.

The Dark: Wrote in dark mode during night, got eyestrain. As simple as that.

The Lonely: That kid that never came to the lectures, who wrote like 100 words and their paper lies at the bottom of the pile on the teachers desk. The teacher probably forgot to grade it but the kid didn't bother to remind them.

The Corruption: Their essay was more opinion than facts, but that didn't stop them from getting an A, the teacher loves them after all.

The Hunt: Found the weirdest, most unpopular sources/theme to base their essay on and wrote it. What they must've typed into the search bar to find THAT information, no one knows.

The End: Their conclusion paragraph is longer than the essay itself. Very poetic but cynical writing style, the teachers deppression worsened after reading that one.

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Richard Feynman's love letter to his deceased wife, 1946.