Hello!You have suffered some drastic mistake in your life choices, and as a result you have found yourself in similar enough circles to encounter me. Great to meet you! My pronouns are they/them, I am a quantum mechanics nerd, I practice various forms of scattered tomfoolery to fill my time, and I am apparently an avatar of The Desolation for those TMA fans out there, so that’ll give you fair warning about the quality of my choices. Proceed at your own risk!
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Schrodingers-sanity - Sam - Tumblr Blog
“first rule of this class: don’t eat the radioactive samples. Second rule: don’t lick the radioactive samples”
I just upon my maybe third reblog of various posts from this person’s (insert correct term here, blog? Reblogs? Library? Feed? Archives?) that their last activity was 2013 and now I am sad
“Matter is not created nor destroyed, it is just reblogged.”
— StochasticYuanfen (via stochasticyuanfen)
Yes it does
“first rule of this class: don’t eat the radioactive samples. Second rule: don’t lick the radioactive samples”
I love deranged and otherwise out of pocket teachers. Whether a professional teacher or a friend who also needs to study, it’s the best way to learn
some delightful quotes from my E&M professor
My professor is constantly going off on tangents. I like to say that he accidentally became a physicist on his way to being like a dentist or something. So whenever he says something absurd (every single class) I write it down and Kat and I chuckle and we laugh about it on the way to the elevator. I hope this isn’t lame. But hopefully these remind you of some crazy professor you’ve had at some point and you chuckle too.
“This is not a course in wimpiness”
“So… you got your seatbelts buckled for spherical coordinates?!”
“At the bottom of the ocean there are a lot of wrenches”
“I would call it the BS (Biot-Savart) law but it’s definitely not BS”
“We’re gonna need a square root sign in here but that’s life in the city”
“So that’s octagon and a 32-gon. I don’t know what you call a 32-gon. That’s what you call it, a 32-gon”
“You just can’t put current through people without there being problems”
Do you have any quotes from crazy professors you’ve had?
I follow this lady on instagram who rescues cats, and i have been thinking about this video for literal months. behold the transformation of this wretched little beast
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made a lil thing
as the one enjoyer of wholesome cat!martin au i think he deserves a lovely treat
THANK YOU.
And yes, Cat!Martin does deserve a little treat
reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure
YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
Elementfacto: Helium is slightly shorter than Hydrogen. He's the shortest catto since he has the smallest atoms - even smaller than that of the lighter Hydrogen since the more massive helium nucleus pulls on the two electrons harder, shrinking the atom's only electron shell.
This is sort of true for all periods (rows) of the periodic table - Caesium has the largest known atomic diameter and he's the first in his period! Considering this, Francium may actually be even taller, but the size of francium atoms isn't known with certainty due to the element being very short-lived.
I drew this in a fugue state last night