THEY ARE SO COOL THEY ARE SO HOT AND IM HERE FOR IT

THEY ARE SO COOL THEY ARE SO HOT AND I’M HERE FOR IT

get it, let it roll !

hobi is always radiating ‘kris jenner in kim’s playboy photoshot’ energy and I love him for it 😂

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the ULTIMATE comfort fic. they gave off major IT COUPLE vibes even when they weren’t an actual couple, and I love it 🥵

Illicit Affairs — Namjoon

Pairing: Namjoon x reader (nicknamed Vixen)

Wordcount: 26k (and for now unedited I am so sorry I have no words left LITERALLY)

Genre: smut, fluff, tiny tiny angst here and there; dating!AU, idol!AU

Rating: 18+

Hello baby alpacas! I am so sorry this is super late and I know, I know, 26k? I can’t explain myself, there aren’t words right enough for this. I’ve started to write this probably in August, and I kept having Joon and Vixen going a little bit everywhere, they kept defying my plot ideas and in the end I just said screw it, let them lead. Here it is. It’s probably the best result I could achieve, all considered. 

No. I don’t think I will EVER write something this long ever again. But okay, it was sort of fun. LOL. 

Quick plot: We’re diving waaaaaay back, all the way to Love Talk. After the date of Love Talk, Vixen has sort of gone AWOL on Namjoon and he starts growing impatient. Taehyung takes him to the grand opening of an exhibition curated by the young interior designer and art connoisseur who is currently redecorating his apartment. Yes, it’s Vixen. Completely obliterated by lust and jealousy, Namjoon invites her to his place after the exhibit. It signals the beginning of a very long, very hot weekend. 

TRIGGER WARNING: Cheeze. First of all, jealousy and frustration. Loads of those. Swearing, alcohol consumption. Masturbation (male and female receiving, mutual), voyeurism, exhibitionism, oral sex (male and female receiving), unprotected oral sex, protected penetration (Yes, you should use protection for oral sex. If another person’s semen/preejaculatory liquid/vaginal secretions are about to enter your body, you must be 1000% sure they do not have STIs). Namjoon is big and it’s not entirely a good thing (aka painful penetration) lube, condoms, spanking, thigh riding, gradually increasing daddiness and subsequently daddy kink, switch!Vixen, brat!Vixen, daddy!Namjoon but also slighlyyyyyyy subby!Namjoon, marking and hickeys, cum play and cum eating, predator/prey dynamics, pinning, hair grabbing and tugging (male receiving), a few positions (missionary, cowgirl, spoons). I hope I listed everything. [jk choking, male receiving and facefucking, male receiving] On more emotional terms, both Namjoon and Vixen need commitment, it’s their first time with each other and they’re emotional, there are mentions Namjoon’s exes, Vixen has a moment of panic/cold feet as she realises she’s catching the feels, but Joon is catching them too. Also, LET YOONGI SLEEP AND DO NOT BOTHER JIN

Quick, here is my masterlist

And here is a small music companion (it’s actually a Spotify playlist to honour the queen brat, Vixen)

Enjoy 💜✨

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how can someone be so hot and wholesome at the same time?

jungkook x butter

these two babies make me feel all warm inside, they’re the sweetest :(

Illicit Affairs | Jungkook

Pairing: Jungkook x reader (nicknamed Candy)

Wordcount: 10k

Genre: Smut, fluff, angst; dating!AU, idol!JK

Rating: strictly 18+

Synopsis: Candy and Jungkook are getting to know each other, and though they have met only recently, their connection is already undoubtable and true. The comfort they find in each other is undeniable and soon every excuse to hang out is turned into a chance to bicker and blush together. What happens when he needs a new microwave and you suggest to buy instant ramen to test it out?

Trigger warnings: Candy and Jk are having sex together for the first time so they’re juggling with getting to know each other physically, emotionally and also dealing with their own mindpsace. Anxious switch!JK, switch!reader, Safe sex (condom), lots of making out, grinding, dry humping, hickeys and biting, lots of breast action, one single spank, masturbation (female receiving) overstimulation (female receiving), discussion of past relationship (stalking, blackmailing, general toxicity), premature ejaculation (?), oral sex (male receiving), hair grabbing, very light facefucking.

A/N: This took a long time haha! It’s a bit chaotic, and I’m not sure if it’ll sate all the JKxCandy requests in my inbox. I’ll still come around to fill those, as soon as I’m not dealing with ten thousand things at the same time hehe. Thank you for staying with me for so long. It is truly rewarding to receive asks about the characters and how they would behave in certain situations. I really like seeing how the readers interact with the characters! It’s so entertaining.

Special thanks to Louise from @justasparkwritings for betareading in such a heartwarming, detailed and invested way. Working with you was a delight 🥰

Anyway, lemme link my masterlist and remind you that PART ONE OF LAVENDER HONEY IS COMING ON THE 25TH!!!!!!!!! Check out the teaser here!

Also, a very mellow, tender music companion can be found here.

Enjoy 💜✨

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Praying my awkwardness comes off as endearing rather than annoying bcus at this point in my life I don't think i can stop being a clumsy stuttering mess