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old smt screenshots i found in a folder i forgot about

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

Wow, that was such a beautiful and profound statement bro. Now say something reprehensible and trivialising.

“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.

get ready for an exuberant summer

i had a dream last night that kermit the frog died. it was on the news "kermit the frog, aged 96, has passed away peacefully in his sleep"

i turned to my mom like "how does that even work, he's a puppet?" she got really mad at me and said through tears "now's not the time, the frog JUST died. show some respect."

🚚 mew under the truck real

I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.

And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.

The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.

The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

just heard about noam chomsky. I don’t know what to say. every interaction I had with him, he was a veritable ray of sunshine. I still remember sitting by the lake, tracing reeds across the water’s surface and promising that those beautiful days of summer would last forever

UESP Out of Context

come on man

how to express emotions infront of people without feeling terribly ashamed of yourself tutorial

paper mario came out for pride month

High-quality scan of the world map found in the official Japanese guide for Paper Mario, which is a redrawn and slightly more detailed version of the world map seen in the game.

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anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

ORC FACTS

if you are up for it. having sex with one or several orcs can be a great time. try it this weekend