Idk Why But Seeing Cells Popping From Like Alcohol Or Whatever Scares Tf Out Of Me For Some Reason

idk why but seeing cells popping from like alcohol or whatever scares tf out of me for some reason

wow you're still eating microplastics? get with the times dude. everyone's eating macroplastics now. yesterday I ate a 4x6 foot Rubbermaid® garden shed

GUYS WTF

MY FRIEND GABRIEL TOOK 40 FUCKING PLASTIC FORKS FROM THE DISPENSER AND SHOVES THEM INTO MY HANDS SO I GOTTA HIDE THEM ALL IN MY BIG JACKET POCKET BEFORE I GET CAUGHT AND GET IN TROUBLE BUT THERE'S A VISIBLE BULGE WITH SHARP EDGES AND YOU HEAR RATTLING AS I WALKED

I TAP ANOTHER FRIEND AND HOLD OPEN MY POCKET TO SHOW HIM AND HE LAUGHS AND THIS TEACHER STARTS INTERROGATING ME LIKE "WHAT'S IN YOUR POCKET. SHOW ME NOW." SO I LIKE SHEEPISHLY UNSHEATHE MY MANY PLASTIC FORKS AND THEY TAKE THEM ALL FROM ME AND SEND ME TO A CORRECTION ROOM 😭😭 AND I WAS THERE FOR 2 HOURS BUT IT WAS KINDA NICE I DID SOME WORK AND GOT TO CHILL AND MET SOME PRETTY COOL NEW PPL AND I ALSO DIDN'T GET PUNISHED!!! BC I TOLD THEM WHAT HAPPENED, BEFORE THEY THOUGHT THAT I MYSELF GOT ALL THOSE FORKS

(TBH I WAS GOING TO GRAB LIKE 5, I'VE STARTED PUTTING THEM IN WALLS IN MY CAFETERIA THERE'S LIKE 11 UP RN THAT HAVEN'T BEEN FOUND YET LOLL BUT GABRIEL FOUND OUT AND GOES "LEMME HELP YOU FR" AND GAVE ME LIKE HALF THE DISPENSER 😭)

bro sometimes like ill randomly feel like my ears pulling back without me trying to do it and i feel like a fucking god for some reason like the locking in that happens?!? i feel.. oddly "streamlined" if ykwim

hey guys if i just stop talking for like 2 hours im sleeping probably