
The 100% real, bona-fide, definitely not fake Sears account.
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is this because there are no Sears physical locations in maryland
It's a beautiful day
To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell
cube that has been smushed
hey chat i have air dry clay what should i make?
why does every website ive been on have the shittest search function imaginable. i guess thats what search engines are for
i really like search functions that let you enter keywords instead of guessing what you mean based on what you typed
also why is google the only search engine that has functioning search operators (site:example.com, after:20XX, "", NOT, AND, etc) ive used bing, duckduckgo, aol search and yahoo and none of them have functioning search operators
I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it
when i was in california i went minigolfing for the first time, the place i went to was themed after pirates and fucking ruled
golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes
:(
It's a beautiful day
To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell
and shop at Sears
It's a beautiful day
To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell
another reason why sears was superior
I just now discovered and was slightly surprised by the fact that Samsung doesn't seem to name their dryers.
Like it has a model number but the name is "7.5 cu. ft. Electric Dryer in White", which is just how big it is, what type it is, and what color it is.
Which doesn't seem like it should be that weird. It's a dryer? Does it really need a name?
But I guess I just am so used to the sort of business where they'd just have to name this "The Kenmore ElectroDry™ Drying System model 4800 (with WrinkLock 5)" .
this will be going in the Sears: Fantasy catalogue. the budget option for fighting dragons and other fire related things

Hello dears! I am asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of living and lives. The family consists of 20 members, most of them are young children. I need your financial support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family until the Rafah crossing is reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family stay alive through your small donations or through your shares to others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need. My campaign 90-ghoset has been documented
i really hope you and your family can get out safely! i cant donate since i dont have a bank account atm, but best of luck to you and your family
i actually really like that ad, ive been convinced to buy asbestos
it is hilarious how poorly it aged though

70’s ad for Asbestos
swords are difficult to use and can be unwieldy, we recommend a power tool such as a nail gun
if you do want a sword, you can find one here
Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
china do you like golfing or miniature golfing better
Let’s go golfing
Yes! I love golf balls
oh that must have been one of our stores from before the great restructuring, you may have accidentally wandered into another dimension never to return. or maybe you found what you were looking for eventually and left normally, you could never tell with those locations.
playing minecraft, decided to dig a bunch of identical stone brick rooms and hallways connected by iron doors. hours later, im now lost and how the FUCK did i make this place so non euclidean im 90% sure ive been in the same room 4 times but each time ive taken a different set of turns. i mined through the wall and reached another room but it shouldnt be there. how did i do this and how do i leave
heaven is located at SEARS.COM OR ONE OF OUR PHYSICAL STORES (LOW PRICES)
where do you all think I am from btw
just curious

what do you mean by this
playing minecraft, decided to dig a bunch of identical stone brick rooms and hallways connected by iron doors. hours later, im now lost and how the FUCK did i make this place so non euclidean im 90% sure ive been in the same room 4 times but each time ive taken a different set of turns. i mined through the wall and reached another room but it shouldnt be there. how did i do this and how do i leave
good to hear, management will be pleased
don’t think it’s fair that my genderfluid ass ain’t a girl today yet I still have my period 😔😔
@god-offical where are you on fixing this bug
don’t think it’s fair that my genderfluid ass ain’t a girl today yet I still have my period 😔😔

not a blog but i finally have a use for this image ive had forever
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
I actually saw you at the mall

the picture looks a little weird since its a snippet of a panorama from the other side of the walkway

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them
Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!
another very rare win for sears

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them
Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!
how you manage to hit the post limit so much is a mystery to me
Why are there 10 Maryland blogs with the same profile picture
@maryland-officially
Can you explain