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Sears, Roebuck and Co.

The 100% real, bona-fide, definitely not fake Sears account.

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sears-official
1 year ago

is this because there are no Sears physical locations in maryland

It's a beautiful day

To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell


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sears-official
1 year ago

cube that has been smushed

hey chat i have air dry clay what should i make?

sears-official
1 year ago

why does every website ive been on have the shittest search function imaginable. i guess thats what search engines are for

i really like search functions that let you enter keywords instead of guessing what you mean based on what you typed

also why is google the only search engine that has functioning search operators (site:example.com, after:20XX, "", NOT, AND, etc) ive used bing, duckduckgo, aol search and yahoo and none of them have functioning search operators

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

sears-official
1 year ago

when i was in california i went minigolfing for the first time, the place i went to was themed after pirates and fucking ruled

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

sears-official
1 year ago

:(

It's a beautiful day

To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell

sears-official
1 year ago

and shop at Sears

It's a beautiful day

To steal the souls of your enemies and invade hell


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sears-official
1 year ago

another reason why sears was superior

I just now discovered and was slightly surprised by the fact that Samsung doesn't seem to name their dryers.

Like it has a model number but the name is "7.5 cu. ft. Electric Dryer in White", which is just how big it is, what type it is, and what color it is.

Which doesn't seem like it should be that weird. It's a dryer? Does it really need a name?

But I guess I just am so used to the sort of business where they'd just have to name this "The Kenmore ElectroDry™ Drying System model 4800 (with WrinkLock 5)" .


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sears-official
1 year ago

this will be going in the Sears: Fantasy catalogue. the budget option for fighting dragons and other fire related things

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1 year ago
sears-official
1 year ago

Hello dears! I am asking you to support my campaign to help me reach my goal. I am in dire need of your support now to help me stay alive and safe. Gaza is a very dangerous place both in terms of living and lives. The family consists of 20 members, most of them are young children. I need your financial support to enable me to get the basic needs for my family until the Rafah crossing is reopened to transport my family to safety and peace. Please help a family stay alive through your small donations or through your shares to others. Thank you very much for standing by those in need. My campaign 90-ghoset has been documented

i really hope you and your family can get out safely! i cant donate since i dont have a bank account atm, but best of luck to you and your family

sears-official
1 year ago

i actually really like that ad, ive been convinced to buy asbestos

it is hilarious how poorly it aged though

70s Ad For Asbestos

70’s ad for Asbestos

sears-official
1 year ago

swords are difficult to use and can be unwieldy, we recommend a power tool such as a nail gun

if you do want a sword, you can find one here

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

sears-official
1 year ago

china do you like golfing or miniature golfing better

Let’s go golfing

Yes! I love golf balls

sears-official
1 year ago
sears-official
1 year ago

wrong month

im gay


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sears-official
1 year ago

oh that must have been one of our stores from before the great restructuring, you may have accidentally wandered into another dimension never to return. or maybe you found what you were looking for eventually and left normally, you could never tell with those locations.

playing minecraft, decided to dig a bunch of identical stone brick rooms and hallways connected by iron doors. hours later, im now lost and how the FUCK did i make this place so non euclidean im 90% sure ive been in the same room 4 times but each time ive taken a different set of turns. i mined through the wall and reached another room but it shouldnt be there. how did i do this and how do i leave


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sears-official
1 year ago

heaven is located at SEARS.COM OR ONE OF OUR PHYSICAL STORES (LOW PRICES)

where do you all think I am from btw

just curious


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sears-official
1 year ago
What Do You Mean By This

what do you mean by this

playing minecraft, decided to dig a bunch of identical stone brick rooms and hallways connected by iron doors. hours later, im now lost and how the FUCK did i make this place so non euclidean im 90% sure ive been in the same room 4 times but each time ive taken a different set of turns. i mined through the wall and reached another room but it shouldnt be there. how did i do this and how do i leave


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sears-official
1 year ago

good to hear, management will be pleased

don’t think it’s fair that my genderfluid ass ain’t a girl today yet I still have my period 😔😔

sears-official
1 year ago

@god-offical where are you on fixing this bug

don’t think it’s fair that my genderfluid ass ain’t a girl today yet I still have my period 😔😔

sears-official
1 year ago
Not A Blog But I Finally Have A Use For This Image Ive Had Forever

not a blog but i finally have a use for this image ive had forever

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

sears-official
1 year ago

I actually saw you at the mall

I Actually Saw You At The Mall

the picture looks a little weird since its a snippet of a panorama from the other side of the walkway

Do You Sell Flash Drives Here I Cant Find Them

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!

sears-official
1 year ago

another very rare win for sears

Do You Sell Flash Drives Here I Cant Find Them

do you sell flash drives here i cant find them

Nope! Macy's is closed. Sorry Sears, we went out of business before you did. Decided to get gay married and move in with @definitely-spencers-gifts instead. Lol!


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sears-official
1 year ago

how you manage to hit the post limit so much is a mystery to me

Why are there 10 Maryland blogs with the same profile picture

@maryland-officially

Can you explain