(1/3) I'M FREE TO COMMENT!!! Thank You! The Funny Thing Is That I Felt Better...then I Had A Bad Day

(1/3) I'M FREE TO COMMENT!!! Thank you! The funny thing is that I felt better...then I had a bad day again XD So this made me feel SO much better! Considering how many characters I requested, I'm glad you made it shorter & I don't blame you not wanting to keep repeating! So don't worry about it! My Bad day request is so good! I love this especially how Mammon's instincts would kick in since he has taken care of his several younger brothers before, he's the best at comforting (Don't worry! I'm totally not "biased" either XD), he knows that everyone has their own preferences, it's quite easy for him in their case though, he would ask if they want to talk about it when they calmed down but he would respect their choice either way, Leviathan is one of the worst, how he comforts them is something I can see him do, he might try to ask what's wrong if he has the courage to do so, he would tell them non-verbally that he's here for them, he isn't used to it but I appreciates his efforts, Satan is pretty good, he would take them to cafe whether it's related to cats or not, he would treat them to snacks & lent some books if they read or talk if they don't, he would use his knowledge to comfort them, the idea that he read human psychology books is out of slight interest & boredom is funny to me XD, Asmodeus is so good but also fusses like a Mom/older sibling XD, just how many choices of self-care there are, he is definitely paying & they will relax, I do think Asmodeus is the best person to vent to with how sharp, understanding, & gives great advice too, I agree that he's tied with Mammon for 1st place,

Thank you thank you 🤭✨

Mammon is my personal favorite lol

(2/3) Beelzebub is decent, his way of comforting involves food or Belphegor, he would take them to their favourite restaurant to order their favourite food, he would be good at listening but can't give advice so he consults Belphegor or Lucifer, he may not know what to do but I love that he tries, why Diavolo isn't very good with how busy he is & with little interaction with other people makes so much sense, he would try to summon Barbatos if he's available, he would end up taking a break by having a tea party with them, they get to talk to him while he gets a break so it's a win-win, I definitely agree that Barbatos is on the lower tier because of how busy he would be, he would be stressed out so he's not as understanding as he would be normally, he would make it up to them by making tea & snacks during his break, he won't give the best advice due to how tired he is, he's much better on a good day, he would be willing to listen & give good advice, he would take a break & take them to the gardens to let them make flower crowns while venting to him, making flower crowns sounds like something he would do to me too, he doesn't mind them plucking the flowers so much since he knows a spell to replace it, he even offers to bake something with them, Simeon having a calming aura as an angel is something I definitely agree with, they feel relaxed around him,

Barbs was a bit of a tough one but after a bit I knew where I was going lol

And I don't think many people remember how much work comes with being a prince either but poor baby is doing his best 😭

Hey, so was wondering if you write some headcannons about Keyleth and a Warforged Fighter, and have it be kind of like a mother/child relationship. If you need something to go off of, basically she and the rest of Vox Machina found it busted up while traveling, and she helped it using druid magic. I dunno, sounded kinda cool

Tw's - Mentions of alcohol, basically an abandoned child 😭, possible abuse??, Scanlan being Scanlan, overprotective mama Keyleth because of Scanlan if you so please, me not knowing Warforged anatomy because there wasn't anything helpful online 😭

Genre - Fluff

Type - Head canons

Comments - AWWWWW 😭💖💖 Now, I have no clue what a Warforged fighter is so I'll be doing a lot of research on it. If anything is wrong PLEASE tell me and I'll correct it as quickly as possible 🤧

Don't worry, mama's here

- It all started when Vox Machina were travelling together to the next town over when Vex had heard sparks, and what sounded like metal grinding against metal.

- They were confused, and decided to send Vex, Percy, and Keyleth to investigate the sounds.

- It didn't take too long before they found a small, humanish shaped clump of metal, sparks flying out of it's side. The metal grinding against metal was it trying to move it's legs which were covered in rust, as well as other parts of its body.

- It was sad.. the poor thing couldn't even see, its eyelids being rusted shut.

- Keyleth accidentally stepped on a twig when trying to get closer to the small, child-like, Warforged startling herself, Vex, Percy, and the aforementioned Warforged.

- It attempted to speak, their voice coming out in squeaks and scrapes, "W-who's t-t-there...?"

- The voice was quiet, but the forest was quiet enough for the small group to hear the poor thing try to speak.

- Keyleth kneeled down Infront of the small automaton with a kind smile on her face, even though they couldn't see it.

- "My name is Keyleth, but you can call me Kiki for short. What's your name?" She asked in a sweet voice.

- The small automaton answered in kind, but with a small scratchy voice. It sounded like its voice box was either damaged or rusted as well, and no one knew why it was rusted, possibly beaten, then just left here to face the elements.

- Keyleth felt bad for it, and looked towards Percy, silently asking if he could help them. Percy was a bit hesitant, but with the help some puppy eyes from Keyleth the white haired artificer relented and offered his help to the small Warforged.

- They were hesitant, skeptical, but accepted the help. The 3 called Grog over so he could carry the automaton to the next closest town.

- During the next few hours of travel, Keyleth started talking to the Warforged about their adventures, telling them many stories, some adventurous, while some are funny and light hearted.

- Scanlan attempted to tell one of his.. "adventures" in the bedroom before Keyleth gave him a dark glare, silently warning him to not even dare in front of the child-like machine.

- He immediately shut up and quickly walked away from Keyleth, slightly afraid to anger her again.

- After some odd hours, they reached the town as the sun started to set in search of an inn to rest. Unfortunately, they didn't get to drink much, if anything at all while Percy did his best to fix the dents, scraps, gashes, and try to remove any rust that was left over, mostly focusing on the eyes so they could see where they were and wouldn't panic too much about any loud noises such as yelling or banging.

- It took a little bit of elbow grease (as well as some help from a passerby who gave some advice) and voila! The small Warforged could see again!

- They were happy, yes, but also a little startled at the sudden light and faces. The first person they took a good look at was Keyleth, almost as if they knew that she was the first person who spoke to them.

- There was adoration, wonder, and a warmth in their robotic eyes you would never expect from a Warforged.

- They didn't say anything to Keyleth, instead allowing Percy to take a look at their voice box (I'm guessing here, correct me if I'm wrong at any point-) so he could fix the scratching sound in their voice when they talk.

- As Percy worked, you would occasionally look at Keyleth, but would quickly look away if she looked at you.

- After about 15-20 minutes, Percy was finally done. He did what he could to make your voice less scratchy, but just enough for you to speak without feeling like you were eating heavily rusted nails.

- Percy had you say a few things to test your voice and see if he needed to make any adjustments, but everything went well! You could speak just fine, and the first thing you said was directed at Keyleth, "You're really nice, and pretty."

- Everyone at the table just looked at you like you grew a second head! Well, everyone but Keyleth.. she was on the verge of happy tears. . . probably because she was in the middle of a drinking contest with Grog when you said that, and she's a pretty emotional drunk.

- She quickly placed down her very large mug of beer and hugged you tightly. She basically adopted you from that moment on, and the small Warforged joined her and Vox Machina in their adventures to come!

Request - My brain demanding I write this

Tw's - Albus. Slight mention of unaliving, drunken Albus, slight cursing, mentions if fighting but in a teaching sort of way, mentions of sleeping with someone's parents as well as fighting said parents

Type - head canons

Genre - random thoughts

Random thoughts

- Y'know how in the 2nd episode of BW he spooked us about the spores, and we were upset? He totally does that several times before we meet Devlin

- Don't tell him I said this but he totally loves it when you layed your head on his shoulder in episode 2 so shhh

- Bro can't read or write (same 🤧) so I feel like Faithful tries to teach him how while they're traveling to the core.

- He doesn't really feel the need and pretends he doesn't care but on the inside he loves you even more for caring about such a small thing 🥹🥹

- He's also like, low-key insecure about not being able to read sometimes

- Hoping into dream world for a sec (when Albus was on the verge of unaliving) he would totally be a cuddly drunk I take no criticism on this.

- manz is smarter than he lets on.. most times

- He loves Devlin to death, and I like to imagine after the whole "Albus turning into a demon and going on a rampage" in the true ending anytime he sees Devlin asleep at his desk, workbench, or somewhere not normal and probably back breaking he uses his powers to teleport him into a bed or on a couch and into some pajamas

- He's more or less Devlin's big brother even though he's younger

- Dream world again, Devlin has a cat at the bar and Albus secretly gives it all sorts of treats that he got when he was on his patrols

- Faithful in the dream world paints and Albus has been her muse several times

- He's willing to sit for hours for her it's so sweet 🤧

- I liked to imagine that there are murals painted on the walls by Faithful (I'll probably explain this in a later post about my idea of that alternate world/dream)

- He would totally let you or Kerano play with his hair (I would for sure, love me some long hair on men ✨)

- He loves sharing tales of all of the creatures he's slain, battles he's fought, and some odd stories here and there to Kerano too

- Now, this is just my personal thought, but I absolutely love to think that Kerano is possibly Albus' child and they have a connection but he's more or less the wine aunt, but his variation is the beer uncle that brings his niece to bars but only lets her have apple juice and those bowl nuts

- We love him but he's not a good father 😭

- Would totally teach Kerano how to fight if she wanted to when she gets older

- And would personally beat the shit out of anyone's parents if their child was acting like a jerk to Kerano at school 😤😤

- Or just threaten to sleep with 1 or both parents if they kept doing it (you can't tell me he wouldn't)

- Devlin and Faithful would have to keep him in check if anything like that happened cause that man is a chaotic tornado 😭

Notes - I was relistening to the series and decided I needed to get a start on BW cause thoughts were popping into my head. More than likely gonna have a part 2, and if anyone wants to add on then feel free to 👀👀

YO BRO!! PLEASE SAY ALL OF YOUR ASTER HCS RIGHT NOW. RIGHT. NOW!!!!!!

I'll give you one of mine :> I imagine he is a bit buffer and is a bit taller than the y/n [ I imagine hes like 5,8-5-9? ] but is still hella scared of them even though they should be more scared of him LOL

LOVE YOU BRO!!! -amer:]

Tw's -

Genre -

Type - head canons/drabble

Comments - I don't have many unless if I'm like, playing/doing something and I get the random thought "aster would like/love/hate this" so I need like, prompts to get the creative juices 😗

Random Thoughts

😰 This man is a little short in my head.

😰 Not like, SUPER short but a couple of inches below the average for guys

😰 I'm in LOVE with the idea that he's buff, I'm downbad for that thought 😍😍

😰 B U T, HEAR ME OUT ON THIS

😰 He's sort of like, petite before the incident, then after he decides to take some self defense classes and he does a bit of weight lifting 👀👀👀

😰 Not enough to like, have a bunch of muscle but enough to see it through his normal sweater, giving him the element of surprise✨

😰 He honestly... Probably hates soup after the incident. If you know you know 😭

😰 H E A R M E O U T A G A I N

😰 Aster opens a flower shop a little while after the incident 👀👀

😰 CAUSE LIKE, PRETTY BOY WITH A PRETTY FLOWER CROWN????

😰 Listen to this

😰 Say the person is completely separate from (y/n) (which is your/name if you didn't already know) and Y/N meets Aster in his shop one day 👀

😰 Adorable friendship for a good while, right? Then (referencing my "aster finds love again" head canons) after a few solid years of being friends, maybe he hires you during that time to like, deliver people's commissioned bouquets, and he like, confesses his love to (y/n) using a bouquet of flowers he made with how he thinks of them cause you're bound to know SOMETHING about what the flowers mean for as long as you spend in his shop 🤧🤧

😰 you should totally like... Draw Aster with a flower crown....

😰 I'm in love with that idea now 😭😭

😰 That, or he becomes a teacher

😰 Don't ask how that idea popped into mind

😰 BUT HEAR ME OUT AGAIN-

😰 There may or may not be a few more of those

😰 S O, again, you are separate from the person from the incident, B U T, you have a small child from a previous relationship or it's a W A Y younger sibling. You pick but I'm just gonna call them "your child"

😰 And I'm thinking he's either a preschool teacher or an elementary teacher but we're gonna go with preschool for my sake 😭

😰 But one day you go to pick up your child during naptime for the bigger kids (cause I said so) and when you talk to the secretary person they just say to go ahead and find your child

😰 Don't @ me I don't know how this works 😭

😰 And when you go to find your child you can see Aster comforting them after they had a bad dream, he sings them a small little song to keep their mind off of the dream (something like Little Bird, Little Bird cause it's interactive or something else idk) and he offers to read a story to them so they can try and fall back asleep, maybe even offers a small snack or something beforehand

😰 Whatever they choose, in the middle of the snack/book/song they end up catching a glimpse of you as you hide in a hallway basically giving Aster the goo goo eyes 🥺🥺

😰 You jump as your child runs very quietly towards you, basically outing you for staring at their teacher (not that I can blame you, I'd stare too 🤧) and you flush a bright red in the dark room.

😰 Aster gets a little shy at the thought someone other than the children heard him sing so he also flushes and starts fidgeting with his hands, asking what you needed in a small voice.

😰 You explain to the best of your ability without stuttering or accidentally saying something embarrassing that you needed to take your child because you wouldn't be back the normal time to pick them up and didn't have anyone else to watch them.

😰 Aster calms himself down as you speak, and says that the child is fine and goes to grab their little bag they bring every day

😰 When Aster comes closer to you, you can't help but admire his face, it was slightly round, his eyes soft and gentle, his slightly chubby cheeks make you want to pinch them, and finally, his plush lips as he spoke, his words going through 1 ear and out the other....

😰 You flinch as you catch yourself thinking about.. KISSING the gorgeous man??! Ohhh boy, you were starting to fall for the man, and you just met him today!!

😰 You finally clue in to what Aster was saying just in time to get enough context clues to give him a small and quick reply before you quickly speed walk out of the preschool...

😰 The rest is for another time 🤭🤭

Notes - D U D E, THIS WAS SO FUN TEODBIDDBISBEIE, THINKING ABOUT ASTER'S OCCUPATION AFTERWARDS WAS LIKE, A LITTLE BIT TOUGH BUT THEY'RE SO SWEET FKDNFJDB I hope you enjoyed Amer 🤧🤧🤧

Do you have any Obey Me requests? Thanks!

I'm currently working on one (please forgive me on how long it's taken ;-;) but I'm willing to take more. I would definitely like to write something about Lucifer or the precious Barbs 🥹 Lucifer (and Belphie) has yet to get anything written about him so he's being neglected a little lol, someone show him some love 💞