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Some nerd: Robots aren’t cool!
Me:
Nerd: Holy shit.
Being an adult has done this to me.
When you realize Christmas is tomorrow
I'm happy this joke didn't flounder.
comfy
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Standards bro. Learn it, live it, love it.
incorrect yoi quotes: don’t eat all of yuuri’s katsudon or else.. (redbubble)
Keep this planted into your minds...... Yes, and that pun was intended.
Funny way to find out which plant you might like to buy.
Source: apartmenttherapy.com
The only explanation RIP Steve’s Beard xD
Very excited for Endgame!!! <3
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!!!!!!!!! BREAKING NEWS !!!!!!!!!!
The Tennessee Supreme Court ruled former sex slave Cyntoia Brown MUST serve 51 years in prison before she is eligible for parole.
According to them:
“In today’s unanimous decision, the Tennessee Supreme Court explained that, under state law, a life sentence is a determinate sentence of 60 years,” the court wrote. “However, the sixty-year sentence can be reduced by up to 15 percent, or 9 years, by earning various sentence credits (good behavior. & getting involved in prison based education programs while incarcerated) Therefore, the Supreme Court concluded that a defendant serving a life sentence for a first-degree murder committed on or after July 1, 1995, may be eligible for release after serving at least 51 years of the sentence.“
For those of you who haven’t yet caught up to this story:
Cyntoia Brown was a 16 yr old girl, who at the time of the incident was living in a room at a Nashville InTown Suites with Allen (the man who propositioned her for sex) because her pimp and boyfriend Garion McGlothen, nick-named “Kut Throat,” insisted that she needed to earn money.
Kut Throat abused her physically and sexually throughout the approximately three week period in which she lived with him.
After Allen took her to his house, he showed Cyntoia multiple guns, including shotguns and rifles. Later in bed, as she described in court, he grabbed her violently by the genitals, his demeanor became threatening and, fearing for her life, she took a gun out of her purse and shot him.
IF YOU WANT TO HELP:
You can sign this petition
Call Governor Bill Haslam (615)-741-2001. she has a Clemency hearing May 23rd. DEMAND JUSTICE!!
#StayWoke
I need this at my work desk.
an octopus but the tentacles end in human hands
Goodbye Tumblr. A once great pinnacle of explicit content turned to nothing. I dont feel like going to Tumblr anymore. There no point. Sad but true.
I wish there was toothpaste on a henchman!
what a toothbrush would do if it came alive
I love history.
We Exist- we go waaaaaay back
Peter: *trying to open a jar* Shitty ass lid!
Steve: *looks at Tony* I wonder where he got that from.
Tony: The fucking fridge.
Sarcastic response for me. So Tony's
Steve: What are some good responses to getting stabbed?
Peter: Rude.
Clint: Fair.
Natasha: Not again.
Tony: Are you going to want this back or can I keep the knife?
Bruce: Calling 911.
How I met your mother/father
Person A: Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Person B: …….what?
Person A: Because you are a Snack *winks*
Person C:
I just loved this one
Tony: I’m going to hell
Steve: Save a space for me then
Tony: *laughing* You’re not going to hell
Steve: I told you in my vows- I’m going wherever you go. So save me a space asshole.
Tony, choking up: Oh wow Steve, okay, damn.
I'm disturbed but can't look away
twitter PLEASE stop showing me mark hamill’s likes
The song choice is 100x more surreal than the video
me: never!!!!!
me, after indulging in a new obsession so completely i let it consume my every waking moment:
‘Deadpool 2’ Pays Tribute to Late Deadpool Fan Connor McGrath
In a Facebook post dated February 12, 2016, Reynolds introduced McGrath as “the biggest Deadpool fan on earth” and “the funniest, potty-mouthed Canadian mercenary I’ve ever met.”
“He was also the first person ever to see the Deadpool film. Like Wade Wilson, Connor’s trying to put cancer in his rearview mirror,” Reynolds wrote. […] “I called Connor, ‘Bubba.’ And he called me ‘Bubba 2.’ We met because he loved Deadpool. In a certain sense he WAS Deadpool. Or, at least everything Deadpool aspires to be; balancing pain, fearlessness, love and a filthy (filthy!) sense of humor in one body. I wish he could’ve stuck around a lot longer.”
McGrath was treated to a special screening of the then-unreleased film from his hospital room in Edmonton, Alberta. It told the story of Reynolds’ Wade Wilson, a mercenary who is diagnosed with terminal cancer before undergoing an experimental procedure that leaves him with regenerative abilities. […] McGrath’s cancer did not respond to conventional chemotherapy and the boy passed away in April 2016.