I Made This So Quick You Have No Idea.

I made this so quick you have no idea.

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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Polites Head cannons

-Polites is 100% the caretaker of the crew. Need some advice? He is the person to go to. Need someone to just listen? He is patient and a good listener. Need company after nightmares? his door is always open. Need a moment to be vulnerable? Polites wont judge. Wounds bothering you? He knows how to help them heal/ patches them up

-Now as the Caretaker of the crew he gets lots of little gifts as thanks from a bunch of crewmembers he values them all and stores them in a chest. after Polites dies Odysseus desperately holds onto the chest as the crew keeps dying he treats it like treasure but its far more valuable than any gold or jewels its his last link to Polites and others who had long since died

-Polites is Disney princess level when it comes to befriending animals. They gather around him and he loves just relaxing with them. He will eat meat but if there is plenty of other food sources he prefers not to

-Polites joined the war just to make sure Odysseus was not fighting alone. He became Odysseus light during the war

-He is amazing at archery and always has been since he was young and he enjoys it

-He got the headband he wears from the first person he killed as a way to never forget the lives lost

-Polites is super hard to get angry but when you do manage to get him angry (messed with people he cares about) he is a force of nature, something to be feared.

i saw grian and skizz’s bdubs-gnome-thing and IMMEDIATELY started crying actual tears of laughter, these little Creatures are so important to me