Greedling (Ling): Do You Guys Have A Fan Or Something? I Mean I'm Just Gonna Borrow It, I'm Not Gonna

Greedling (Ling): Do you guys have a fan or something? I mean I'm just gonna borrow it, I'm not gonna keep it—

Ed: YOU ARE THE GAYEST MONSTER SINCE GAY CAME TO GAYTOWN!

Greedling (Greed): Whoa! Easy! Where's this coming from?

Ed: No! Let's get down to it—!

Darius: (Pulling Ed away from them) Hey, whoa you two. We don't want any trouble here, alright?

Greedling (?): No I'm with you. I don't think violence solves anything.

Ed: GOD, you're gay! You don't think violence solves anything?! What kind of monster are you, anyway?!

Greedling (Greed): Look, I'm— I'm pretty hardcore. I mean, I've been known to do a number on plenty of guys.

Ed: Do a number? Yeah, I bet you do a number in your tights on broadway... which is where ya moved to after ya left Texas Chainsaw Mascara where you're from!

24 Greedling for that drawing meme ^^'

24. Parent/guardian is showing their baby pictures

ok trying to picture what the heck constitutes homunculi baby pictures made me laugh thanks for that 

they didn’t make scrapbooking stickers in the 1700s so father just made his own

And since greedling is technically two people some bonus ling under the cut

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their dynamic to me is just the basement yard podcast in its entirety but. in a gay way

Felt like doing a redraw in the spirit of these two total idiots being in my head for.. *checks watch* *checks calendar* almost 3 years now wtf