I Hate When My Music Player Don't Play.

I hate when my music player don't play.

"You don't know how to talk to people!" "You have bad communication skills!"

They tried to explain to the police about you.

The Police took witness statements and checked the CCTv footage. From everything thing in their training, local and state laws, and department policy. You were within your rights and the law to defend yourself.

"We'll have a talk with them"

Assured the police Sergeant,

but the other two officers knew it was Doughnut time and that the one girl, the good one, that throws in a Croissant and Sausage sandwich sometimes was working.

As the pork sausage juice stained his uniform the trainee officer forgot what their last call was about and his Corporal hates paperwork. They turn on the police cruisers radio. The men listen to the last minute of Dust on the bottle before Uptown Funk begins to play.

You made it back home and wash the blood off your knife and hands and decide to not go back to that store for a while.

I have Ten Gallons of composted organic fertilizer and Mango Seedling. YadadImean?

Advert for the Colt AR-15 rifle from the mid 1980's. Before the tactical craze of today.

Steven Universe is the gayest shit I have ever seen and I buy $3 drinks in the Castro District (Which is to say that I love it and that it is a very good show as well as art and social commentary).