Me, Looking At The Most Depressed , Brooding, And Deadpan Man

Me, looking at the most depressed , brooding, and deadpan man …

“ I love him your honor”

In your seventh year at Hogwarts, your mentorship with the enigmatic Potions Master, Severus Snape, teeters on the edge of an exhilarating yet complicated turning point.

Just as you dare to explore your complex feelings for him, you're accepted into the prestigious Goldhawk Initiative—a specialized Auror training program led by the Ministry of Magic.

Under the tutelage of the charismatic Aesop Sharp, a captivating ex-Auror, you're thrust into into a world of rigorous training, advanced spell-casting and high-stakes law enforcement.

Torn between the art of potion-making—anchored by your deep, unspoken affection for your mentor, Severus Snape—and the adrenaline-heavy thrill of an Auror's life, newly invigorated by the sudden appearance of Aesop Sharp, you find yourself at a tantalizing crossroads.

opening up my own fanfiction document on my personal laptop to see if the author has updated it yet

John Oliver Just Found A 'F**king Creepy' But Legal Way To Blackmail Lawmakers

The "Last Week Tonight" host suggested he has some really weird dirt about certain members of Congress.

Dude this is so f*cking briliant.  To basically get Congress to realize how f*cked up data privacy laws are. He did data mining, targeted men over 45 that are within 5 miles of the US capital, and put ads out including “do you want to read Ted Cruise fanfiction”. it looks like 100s clicked it including 3 that seemed to be in the capital building while doing so, which then means he has their device info, ip address etc. which he can then mine even more.