I Like The Way You Described Him, He's Literally Like That

I like the way you described him, he's literally like that

i like to draw him like he’s always pondering a rock he saw three days ago

The valve should fix the fact that gibs remain when using a weapon that decapitates. For example hitmans hitmaker or Demomans swords. Otherwise, I'll go fucking crazy and eat all the socks in the house. Seriously.

Head gibs look terrible and make me panic every time

Him.

Sniper Interview at MAGFest

So I was listening to the 2013 MAGfest Interview with John Patrick Lowrie (Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3), and I collected a whole bunch of info about the Sniper that he mentioned / did in character for. Given that Valve didn’t confirm anything he said as “canon”, take it with a grain of salt.

Doesn’t like The Bee Gees (thinks they’re an embarrassment to the country of Australia)

Likes Bangkok, Hong Kong, and Detroit in his down time for the cheap prostitutes there

Thinks the human population should be smaller, and it’s “not all it could be”

Hates coffee and every brand of it; it pisses him off, gets him nauseous, and gets him in the “right mindset” for work

Doesn’t consider himself a “happy person”, in general, and mentioned he has “down times” (he mistook the question as this instead of “down-time”, as in what he does for fun)

Had a hamster named Boom (!!!)

His father is a flower arranger and wanted him to follow behind his footsteps (said father is disappointed in him because he chose sniping)

Doesn’t call his parents often because it “doesn’t go well”

Grew up in Alice Springs, Australia (even though he apparently mails letters to his parents and addresses them to Adelaide, Australia, which is… 15 hours away by car, so. Which is it.)

His first three girlfriends were sheep (and then eaten by other people)

Had sex with the sheep??? “The best part about dating sheep is that it’s a deeper and more complex relationship then… it’s not just about sex.”

(I legit don’t know if he was joking or not, because he joked about it later — “If I had to pick between sex with a sheep and sex with an insane robot (GLaDOS), I’d go with the insane robot every time”).

Went to boarding school in Sydney (!!! Interesting)

Had a classmate named Maury who wore a blue face mask in class and was French and bullied him by giving him wedgies (It’s why he likes shooting spy, as it “makes up for something”)

Hates people who stand still, “I have to move.”

Father got him his first sniper rifle for hunting (!!!) which he modified extensively for a longer barrel and a scope… and his Dad was upset thinking he would start shooting people with it

Had a “bonding moment” in a fishing trip with his dad way up north in Australia, and a crocodile  grabbed his Dad. Mundy shot the croc through the head and through his dad’s leg in a very clean shot.

He then thought his dad’s response to that was touching: “WHAT THE F*CK WERE YOU THINKING?! YOU SHOT ME IN THE BLEEDING LEG, YA WANKER!”

Hates his teammates, thinks they’re all idiots and unprofessional

He DOES like Pyro, though, because they don’t talk, and — apparently — are a poet and “a very sensitive soul”. They have “short, sweet poems about bunnies and unicorns and rainbows and Mummy.”

His favorite hat is his campaign / camping hat

His first professional kill was a man named Malcolm in Bangkok, “… and he was in business there, and his pricing structure was not where I liked, and fortunately other people didn’t like it too, and I got hired to put a hit on him.”

Apparently has respect for the opposing team’s sniper (and a deep lust??? Enjoy the Snipercest shippers) “It’s nice to see someone with such charm and such wit and such a great jawline and obvious virility and vast, vast sexual prowess and a real good eye for a deal on prostitutes. It’s just very heartwarming to see him over there, and it’s nice to have a good, qualified opponent rather than the trash and the crap that I usually face.”

Hasn’t met / heard of Saxton Hale, and thinks he’s crap. There’s only one Australian he respects, and that’s Steven Irwin (my man)

Favorite weapon is the rifle, because the grip is familiar and “almost romantic”

Love the artstyle so freakin' much

everyday i wake up and theres more snipers in my sketchbook 😵‍💫

DUDES DUDES DUDES

MATES.

Magnificent and glorious @cbsxreader drew my little inquisitor and I'm sitting here like the ✨happiest✨ person on the Earth, dinkum!!!! Please rate their work, they deserve it. The author writes and draws very nicely, they is probably the only one who does something about freak fortress on a regular basis👉👈

I drew Scout for real this time lol

stuck in car again wheeeee