Severus Snape:*Flirting With Mulciber*

Severus Snape:*Flirting with Mulciber*

☺️😍♥️🗣️

James Potter:😐😒😠

(Approaches them, separating Severus from Mulciber)

Severus Snape:😓😑

“What’s your problem, Potter?”

James Potter: 😤

“That’s cheating.”

Severus Snape: 🤨

“We’re not dating, Potter.”

James Potter: 😨😱

“How can you say that?”

😰😮‍💨🫤

“Snivelly, if we converse, you’re not single. We are developing a pending relationship right now. You’re in the cart, 🛒 and just for that, I’m going to hit purchase.”

Severus Snape: 😓😑

“You can’t afford me, Potter.”

James Potter: *hovers over him*

“Try me, Snivelly.”

Severus Snape: *speechless*😞😒

Sirius “the hater” Black throwing shade

Pov your mum makes you sit next to the shitty aunt so she doesn't have to

Edit: he's literally got his left leg moved away from her he's subconsciously trying to run away omg

a calf imprinted on him

I NEED ATYD READERS THAT ARE LIKE THIS TO BE SO FR RN;

PLEASE I PHYSICALLY CAN'T.

THIS GOD FORSAKEN FIC ONLY STARTED IT'S JOURNEY IN 2017.

I JOINED THE FANDOM IN 2012.

I HAVE FOLLOWERS THAT HAVE BEEN IN THE FANDOM SINCE 2001, I WAS BARELY BORN THEN.

This fanfiction is what absolutely TRASHED the fandom and I will forever stand by that as long as I'm getting random people trying to claim things from this fanfiction are Canon and take it as an opportunity to bully people over their made up "canon".

Marauders stans like to say that Snape deserved the bullying because of all the bad stuff he did later one and because he hung out with bad people even back then

They don't seem to like being told that it's the Marauders fault Snape hung out with bad people to begin with