Happy Middle Child Day

Happy Middle Child Day

There's a nice photo of the three of us as teenagers on Christmas where I'm squished between my big brother and little sister now taller than me. With a little update to adults and summer attire we have this.

♡ Cats are so excited for Halloween ♡

Sharks are really underrated.. I mean people say they’re scary and shit but like look at them

You cannot convince me that they aren’t cute and friendly.. I mean unprovoked shark bites on average are 70-80, but last year it was like 54. And fatal bites aren’t common either. So get your shit together and accept these cutie-pies as adorable animals.

Thank you 😊

So.... I had to shoo a bat out of my apartment at 2am. I have no idea how it got in. Doors shut tight, windows closed or have screens. I call the maintenance line for the apartment manager, and they take an their sweet time getting back to me. When they finally do I learn two things.

1. Bats are a protected species. First question they ask me "is it still alive?" Yeah, dude. I wrapped it in a towel and chucked it out the door while it squeaked at me. It's fine.

2. Bats are able to squeeze into a one inch hole. So, really, it could have gotten in anywhere.

I'm going to have this little dumb dumb getting in every night until they bother to send someone to test for tiny holes around my windows and doors. Because maintenance is very busy. 😠

dragon tea kettle. if you even care.