sheriffslop - You've Yee'd Your Last Haw !!
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Howdy There !! I'm Lop !! 22, They / It / He / She, Fanfic Writer,Occasional Artist, Never Fuckin' Learned How To Read. Lover of The Willoughbys, Stardew Valley, Danganronpa, And A Couple Other Fandoms !!

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Anyways, It Had Been Too Long And Its Shocking That With The Amount Of Space This Man Takes Up In My

Anyways, it had been too long and it’s shocking that with the amount of space this man takes up in my brain, I have barely spoken about him. 🤠✨🥂

Anyways, It Had Been Too Long And Its Shocking That With The Amount Of Space This Man Takes Up In My

✨ Yakou Furio Headcannons !! ✨

✨ Probably has the ectomorph body type that looks nice, but like is absolutely unhealthy, like his skin is vacuum sealed to his muscle because he doesn’t drink water like at all, rarely ever cooks for himself so he literally won’t eat unless he’s starving, his veins are dark and prominent in his arms.

✨ Has more tattoos, I definitely see him rocking some half sleeves and maybe an upper back tattoo as well.

✨ Has the worst allergies in the world, lots of mucus he’s unable to cough up, literally just lays there and suffers when seasonal allergies flare up, probably also had a mildew / mold allergy as well, which sometimes flares up if he’s outside for too long.

✨ Needs those glasses to see, but has a tint on them so the fluorescent lighting doesn’t mess with his eyes too much.

✨ Used to have rabbits growing up !! I can’t explain why I love the concept so much, but I see Yakou as a rabbit papa, and it helped him learn how to deal with anxious people as well, even though sometimes his attempts to calm others have been a bit misguided. He’s really trying his best, okay ?

✨ Definitely isn’t looking for a relationship right now, he’s content where he’s at in his life, and he doesn’t really want to add more to the stress of his every day life, also has hella self esteem issues that he feels like shouldn’t be anyone else’s problem. He’s harder on himself than anyone else would be, but it really prevents him from going out there in that aspect.

✨ Would get a pet, but he’d feel bad keeping an animal like a cat, dog, or any other animal that enjoys the outdoors inside, and feels like having an animal that can escape and get lost easy just isn’t something he wants on a submarine.

✨ Also reads quite a bit to pass the time, sometimes he and Vivia discuss different types of books, but they admittedly have very different tastes, Vivia’s more into gothic romances and horror novels, when Yakou’s into adventure and mystery books.

✨ Used to be a total jackass as a teenager, not like, a terrible person, just rather impulsive and rarely thought before he spoke, but after getting his ass kicked a few times, it humbled him quite a bit, and as an adult, he’s really mellowed out. Definitely doesn’t realize how strong he could be, and at this point would rather avoid conflict than find out.

✨ Does have an apartment in Kamasaki District but there’s things there he doesn’t really want to go back to and being alone in there for too long makes him too sad, so he just doesn’t go back, even though there is a lot more space and a lot more of his personal belongings there.

✨ Has absolutely pulled things like cigarettes butts or Q - Tips out of his hair after sleeping, and has knocked the ashtray on his desk into his bed a few times. That’s probably the only time he really washes his sheets.

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