Me, Playing Rain Code ; Fuck Desuhiko Thunderbolt, Me And All My Homies Hate Desuhiko Thunderbolt.

Me, playing Rain Code ; “ Fuck Desuhiko Thunderbolt, me and all my homies hate Desuhiko Thunderbolt. “

Me, after playing and developing my own interpretation of him ; “ MY SON !! HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON !! “

Since I was reminded that Canon! Desuhiko is a menace and I have scrubbed my brain of how awful he is, take this. 🤠✨🥂

( CW ; Transmasc Headcannons !! Mention Of Child Neglect !! )

✨ Desuhiko Thunderbolt Headcannons !! ✨

✨ Transman that exists to gaslight people and troll cis men, still says offhanded shit ( ex. “ I don’t even use condoms because I don’t like it when it doesn’t feel good “, but like literally doesn’t need them unless he’s hooking up with someone AMAB ), but not to the point of it being fucking harassment.

✨ Has absolutely no rizz when he’s attracted to somebody, his confidence in flirting goes right out the window and he’s giving everyone around him secondhand embarrassment by how bad he is at talking to people he has feels for.

✨ Enjoys being a detective, he really does, but some of his hobbies feel more appealing sometimes. He takes up being a House / Trance DJ in his free time, and probably has a podcast as well where he talks about his work as a detective and promotes his remixes to music.

✨ Chonky, I saw the art book saying twink built Desuhiko and was immediately like “ nuh uh “, so yeah, he’s on the heavier side, and he really doesn’t mind it because it gives him less dysphoria and helps him pass better, though he still binds and is saving for top surgery.

✨ His diet is horrendous though, it’s not that he’s constantly eating stuff like burgers and fast food, but he is a sugar fiend and practically lives off of sour candies and energy drinks, can drink Battery Acid ( the drink ) like water, it has also messed up his molars, definitely has silver caps.

✨ Cuts his own hair !! He hated going to a hairdresser and having to explain in full detail what he wanted, so he does it himself, takes pride in it too.

✨ Gets cold really easily, that’s why he wears so many layers, his teeth chatter when it’s windy in Kanai Ward, and he can’t stop it.

✨ Would grow out facial hair, but everyone absolutely hates it on him and they won’t leave him alone about it until he shaves, Fubuki is the most insistent over this. However, he grows out the rest of his body hair, and he is fuzzy as hell under all of that, though it is blonde.

✨ Has been on hormones for three years !!

✨ Dyes his hair, he was originally a very light brunette / dirty blonde, but he likes having his hair even lighter, he’s tried other hair colors, but platinum blonde is what he thinks looks the best.

✨ Victim of child neglect, his parents left him by himself a lot, and he doesn’t really speak to them much anymore, he never felt really attached to his parents, and he even claims it felt like they forgot he existed sometimes.

Also, “Complex” by Xana is so Lop’s Interpretation! Desuhiko coded. 🤠✨🥂

me, writing at midnight: this is brilliant. profound. i don’t know why i ever doubted my writing ability.

me, reading it in the morning: …

me, reading it in the morning: i used a colon three sentences in a row

No cis man does that. /LH !!

( I should make a small video series called “ No Cis Man Does That “ and it’s just every moment that makes me think Desuhiko is trans )

Remember, kids !! Cringe is dead, and they will be too, one day !! Follow your bliss. 🥰✨🥂

I love waking up to being trolled on AO3, because like, ohhh, you want my attention that badly ? 🤠✨🥂

WELL TOO BAD, YOU’RE NOT GETTING IT. 🥰✨🥂