I'm Curious. Reblog This If You Know How To Cook

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

some peoole act like youre waterboarding them if you want to talk about women instead of men

alright gamers i’m curious about something

basically i’m curious about how much of a correlation there is between being good at a game and enjoying it

the third to last one involves any game that you can’t really be ‘good’ or ‘bad’ at, that’s primarily based on luck, or patience, or just doing whatever you want with no real consequences, as opposed to objective skill that moves you toward a given end. but like even if so vote however you want

I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.

executive dysfunction is legitimately physically uncomfortable. i’ll be trapped between two things, weirdly caught on how-much-time-it-might-take-me. i take hours worried im going to take hours doing things. i’ll sit on the floor for the entire day, caught up in the middle of not-doing the chores i actually do want to be doing.

& the amount of mental energy that goes into it. & the legitimate amount of anger and discomfort and self-hate. is not “being lazy”.  it’d be a lot less work if i didn’t have to fight myself to just get up and do it. 

i just need you to understand it’s not effortless. it’s never effortless. it’s not “okay let me just get up and finally start doing this.” it’s more like. i am slamming my foot on the pedal but the car is in neutral and nothing is moving. it’s more like shouting instructions into a dying telephone. it’s more like being trapped in a small electric box, and someone who hates me is administering shocks. 

im trying. im trying. please help me get up.

if you destroy the illusion magic holding my physical form together youll find a single withering parsnip in its place