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I don't think many people realize how much they've been turned into a bunch of casually cynical jerks.

Someone may come to their parents and say "I want to write a book" and their parents will say "it's really hard to get published".

Someone might confide in their sibling and say "I want to sell my art on "x" platform" and that sibling will say "do you know how many people you'd be competing with? Do you know how many shops are even on that platform?"

I know a kid who once told his best friend "I think I wanna start a dnd podcast" and the friend was like "do you know what the word "oversaturation" means?"

Personally, I don't know why any of that matters? And even if it did, perhaps your response should be "Do it! Do it and see where it goes!"

heaven says - marble hornets

Finally happy with how to draw my Splat Bio AU's "Shrimp" and "Crabs". It only took four years and staring intently at unboxing videos of a very expensive articulated coconut crab figure to figure out what the fuck is going on with their faces

Since it's been a while the Splat Bio AU's main goal is to consolidate the number of different lineages evolving into sapient land people. The biggest group of truly terrestrial crustaceans in the Mollusk Era are descended from the humble coconut crab, Birgus latrans. There are two sapient species from this lineage, colloquially referred to as Shrimp and Crabs. Which is confusing, because neither of them are either of those things but that is a common theme of the Splat Bio AU. It's fine.

They grow pretty slowly compared to a lot of the other people because molting over and over again to big size takes a while. They probably have a very different way of conceptualizing age and life stages accordingly but I'd have to think about it later.

this animation gave my tablet a few scratches I had to order a $30 screen protector :sob:

this is so bad but i permanently cropped the file so brutally that i can no longer edit it. whoops! also panels 4-7 were fully coloured but it looks better without for some reason. pomni (penny?) is such an ugly crier. i love my horrible failgirl accountant

painted dessert attacks for picosheep and @lion-buddy !

[braydan barrett]

Selfie.

[id: cory from new scape pro's SCP series. He's a guy with a camera for a face, with his eye being a lense and a human mouth. He has curly blond hair and small horns on his head. He's wearing a white button up with the sleeves rolled up, two orange stripes on the collar and a red tie. in the drawing, he's shown carresing a clobe while smiling to himself. He's muttering "Add butterfinger to Orlando..." behind him is Uni, holding a piece of paper saying "what the actual fuck are you talking about corey thats a globe" /end id]

right after this they discovered a new scp

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Can I see your Jane the killer's design

The biggest mistake Jeff ever made was ruin the life of someone who was actually trained in combat.

I was really excited making this. Inspired a little by the energy of Blessed Be the Wicked, I redesigned Jane the K̶i̶l̶l̶e̶r̶ into a hunter type character reminiscent of characters like Skekmal the Hunter or 2003 style General Grievous, and probably the only redesign I made that I honestly think could be a decent Slenderverse antagonist. An experienced fencer trained in the 2 swords style before Jeff the Killer robbed her of her family and face, she put on a stab proof vest and now has dedicated her existence to hunting him, uncovering a horrifying world of monsters, demons, and demigods.... and deciding to hunt them too. Acting as an invasive species of predator to the proxies, killing most of them at least once, reigning undefeated in her surprise tactics and fencing skills, and reducing the rivalry of Jeff vs Jane into a predator to prey dynamic, forcing the legendary killer to face his own personal Michael Myers. She nearly halted the operation of Tall dark and Faceless for a time. That is until he decided to use her as a weapon by tricking her into thinking a cult called the Order was actually beneficial to him and she wound up waging a one woman war against the Order's 6th enclave, hunting using guerilla tactics and nearly crippling the Order. The amount of bullets it took to kill her could fill a bucket. The faceless one was going to collect the body... Ḅ̶͍̈́͑ȗ̶̮͠ṱ̶̱̒͝ ̷̫͒͠t̵͖̹͑h̷̲̯͊e̸̡̖̓ ̵̘̄̎e̸̞͖̚͝n̷̲̋ě̴͈̩m̶͖̑̀y̷̲̑͆ ̴͔̟̎͝ǵ̴̝̿ȏ̸̙͖̐ẗ̴́͜ ̸̗͔̒̏t̸̟̔ò̷͕̺͌ ̷̝͍̏͋ȉ̸͜t̵̙̥͂ ̵̖̂̐f̴̫͎̉̀ḯ̸̘r̵͉̈́͛s̷̤̫̾̓t̸͕͈̀̿

I thought the coyote stretching its paws was cute so I made a GIF of it.

Got me feeling like I escaped a mental hospital wearing this shit

BORN TO WORK

WORLD IS A FUCK

鬼神 Kill Em All 1987

I am trash man

410,757,864,530 DEAD PLAYERS

old tmc stuff :33

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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

lemon demon reference??

spent an EMBARRASSINGLY long time on him bc I did this on my fucked up regular not drawing tablet 😔😔 anyway here's the gradient. zest fest ass

also tumblr absolutely FUCKED the quality so click for better quality because tumblr is annoying <33