Okay, Listen, An OT3 Where One Character Isn't Even Three Feet Tall And The Other Two Are Over Six Is

Okay, listen, an OT3 where one character isn't even three feet tall and the other two are over six is both funny and very hot.

It makes double fucking and making out very easy.

So I filtered for ageplay on Alphy's character tag just to see how many fics turned up, and the only fic that's there is the one I wrote.

OTL Pain.

Also, I kept thinking about this:

Mono ends up having eight kids in total. It started with a pair of twin girls, ne wanted more kids, then ne had twin boys, convinced Alphinaud to get nem pregnant one more time, thinking five or six kids was good. Ne ended up having triplets and said "okay, I'm done." Except ne ended up accidentally having one more.

Thing is, Alphy and Mono are in a relationship with Estinien. What if Muin (their last kid) ended up being Estinien's fault? And they just don't really think about it? 😂

Trying to figure out the specifics of a fanfic is annoying.

Of course, I want Alphy to get pregnant, but in his 20s or 30s, post-growth spurt, and after establishing his life? That makes sense for his "I'm obviously responsible" personality, but...

Him going through a pre-growth spurt teen pregnancy is far more interesting. It would be intentional on his end, and I can see that falling into his "I am a responsible adult in full control of my life and I am very smart" childish and mildly impatient/impulsive behavioural patterns.

Decisions, decisions.

Estinien, mumbling to himself: "I could get him pregnant. I could push him down and breed him. I could get him fat and round with a babe."

Alphinaud, half listening: "If we have kids, I'll have to go off my birth control. So that's not happening yet."

Estinien, suddenly losing his fucking mind: "Or you could stop taking it now. We could do it now."