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shizas-salad
Obstinate stoat

20/♒︎/🇩🇪Tendency to Rage and pry

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Sounded Like A Fun Ridedate Him Instead

Sounded like a fun ride…date him instead

my 2022 highlight was when a guy was driving me home after a date and his phone was playing songs on youtube thru the aux on autoplay BUT he was also using it as a satnav so we had to just cope with whatever song came on. anyway we listened to the isolated vocals for "eye of the tiger" in silence because neither of us acknowledged it and it got to a certain point where it would be even weirder if one of us did say something

/edit: I realise a text post doesn't even do it justice, it went exactly like this

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