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what if school didnt exist and kids had lives of their own outside of school and there were free maps of the city in every store sitting in a bucket and they all had like scavenger hunts where you could mark off where you found the stuff and the places you'd mark off would be mini monuments and geometric sculptures with math and history facts on them and the state could put it into a system online so that it could be on resumes and stuff and it was normalized to just grab one and go around looking for these sites and also it was normal for there to be a book of the week at every library and kids could go and get the books so they could read it and the books would be labeled with their reading level and it was normalized to do art of any and/or every form at any age and money didnt exist because its an unfair black and white system that causes people to become homeless and even die and it makes rich people really cocky and we could just trade stuff instead and there were valid laws and nobody was bigoted and women could be who they want and gay people could be who they want and trans people could be who they want and bipoc people could be who they want and men could be who they want and kids could be who they want and adults could be who they want and anybody can be anything they want and everyone just had an inclunation to be kind and abuse didnt exist and people were confident jn their career and anthropology wasnt so political and and and

awh man, now I can't anymore

anyone a shrimp?

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

some of my friends call me ibuprofen and this spooked me for a second....

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

he meets the WHO of the WHAT, now?

face reveal

Cool bug time

Devils coach horse beetle (ocypus olens)

Good points

It's fast

It curses peasants

Eats sinners

Painful bite

Foul smelling secretions

Voracious

Sinister

hey there

anyone a shrimp?

anyone a shrimp?

Goose from Ice Station Z

Birbs, unite!

goots

crab pile crab pile crab pile

I POSTED THE GIF AND SOMEBODY SAID IT NEEDS THE KOTH THEME OVER IT AND I'M FUCKING WHEEZING HOLY SHIT

hi