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Time for a reveal! This is actually my sideblog. Because I'm too shy to post it on main. People started getting confused though. So yeah, everything explicit will be posted on "unhingedgalemancer" blog.

A Quiet Night

Gale x gn!Reader, NSFW, oral (m receiving), porn with a little plot. Takes place just before the beginning of Act III.

Gale and Tav sit on the vantage point, Baldur's Gate is just one night away. Tav wonders what the wizard tastes like. Gale, of course, is eager to indulge them.

The night is young. You can still see the vestiges of sunset on the horizon. Next morning you are going to enter Baldur’s Gate and get into the thick of it. Cultists, corrupt politicians, a giant brain with a crown atop… Right now, though, it was quiet. The last tranquil moments before the storm of your adventure. You sit on the blanket on the vantage point and observe Wyrm’s Crossing from afar.

The shuffling of feet takes you out of your reverie. You see your lover, Gale, in his usual camp clothes, bringing you a bottle of wine and two glasses. You smile and gladly gesture to him to sit by your side. He makes himself comfortable, pours the glasses and passes you one of them.

‘To our victory!’ Gale raises his glass. You join him and drink the wine. It is just the type of wine you like. And it tastes delicious. Just like Gale’s lips. You look at his face, tracing its outline in the moonlight. His eyes glint with playfulness and adoration at the same time. You lock your eyes with your lover. He grins widely. Sometimes you don’t need to talk to just be comfortable together. Yet after a couple of sips from your glass you break the silence, because a sudden thought came to you.

‘Gale, can I ask you an intimate question?’ you somehow hesitate to ask right away. He enthusiastically nods, visibly intrigued. You continue: ‘You like giving head so much, and you’re amazing at it. But have you been treated like that yourself? Has anyone… erm… sucked you off?’ The last phrase is quiet, but he hears you.

‘I’m glad my efforts didn’t go to waste,’ he looks thoughtfully at the wine glass. ‘I had a boyfriend at Blackstaff, a fellow apprentice of my age. He was obsessed with oral sex, sometimes swiped me off to an inconspicuous corner and instantly dropped to his knees.’ He chuckled, lost in memories, but his eyes were full of sorrow. ‘Of course, I repaid him with diligence. We spent sleepless nights in the dormitory. We experimented. Nevertheless,’ he sighed, ‘looking back on that relationship I can say that was the only part of me he really liked.’ He seemed lost in thought.

‘I’m so sorry, Gale, I didn’t mean to bring up bad memories.’ You touch his arm and squeeze in a comforting way. He turns his head and looks at you a bit startled:

‘Apologies, I didn’t want to ruin the moment. Was there any particular reason for this kind of question?’ Before answering you take Gale’s face into your hands and tenderly kiss his lips. He closes his eyes and kisses back. His plush soft lips taste even better than wine. He puts his arms around you, but you pull away a bit and say to his lips:

‘Firstly, you have nothing to apologise for.’ You give a peck on his nose. ‘Secondly, yes, there was a reason. I know only the taste of your lips, while you tasted all of me. I want to make us even.’ You see confusion and disbelief in these big brown eyes. 

‘You have to be more clear, my love,’ he says. You laugh: 

‘I just want to say that I want, no, I need to suck your cock.’ His eyes widen, and you hastily add, moving away, ‘Only if you want it yourself, of course.’ 

Gale tightens his grip on you, he doesn’t want to let go. His eyes are full of desire and cautiousness. He says: ‘I would love to receive such a gracious gift, but only if you enjoy it, I hope you don’t feel obliged.’

You smile with all the reassurance you could muster. ‘I was the one who asked the question, remember? Now, can you indulge me and stand with your back to the wall?’ You can see his cheeks flush and his pupils dilate a little. When he obediently stands up and leans against the wall, you can see his trousers already tightening. This man can work himself up only by thinking of you. You place the blanket in front of him and get comfortably on your knees.

You unlace Gale’s trousers teasingly slowly, yet when you look up at him you see reverence, adoration and wonder in his eyes. Finally you take off his Weave-infused briefs and see him already hard in front of you. You moisten your lips and give a lazy stripe along his cock from the base to the tip. ‘Nghmph’ is what you hear from your usually verbose lover. You smile and suck only the head of his penis. He involuntarily thrusts his hips with a groan and instantly apologises. You smile and slowly take him into your mouth. As your lips slide down his shaft, you close your eyes and concentrate on the feeling. You place one hand at the base of his cock. In your mouth you feel Gale’s penis pulsate and twitch. The skin is so tender and reminds you of the finest silk. You tease him with your tongue and hear his breath hitch. Heat starts building in your groin. You open your eyes and see your lover grab the wall and throw his head back. You start to bob your head with a rhythm, hollowing your cheeks every time you pull away. You hum so that he can feel the reverberation. Muscles of his pelvis are tensing more and more, you feel them under your forearm. You pull away completely, take his hand and put it in your hair.

‘Take your pleasure, Gale,’ you say, ‘Don’t restrain yourself.’ He only nods, unable to form the words. You wrap your lips around his cock again and continue sucking him with vigour. He grabs your hair and adjusts his own thrusting to your rhythm. When you look up at him, you see not only lust but devotion on his face. His mouth is open, his forehead is wet. You take him as far as you can, up to your throat, and then swallow. That heat between your legs is practically unbearable, but you will deal with it later. Now you concentrate on the sensation of Gale in your mouth. The tension in him only builds up and he starts whimpering. His own thrusts become erratic and then suddenly he moans and you feel something hot and salty filling your mouth. You swallow everything and continue on until his cock softens.

The moment you pull away completely he drops to sit in front of you and kisses you sloppily, but passionately.

‘My love, you feel divine,’ he says, still panting, and grabs your hands. He smiles: ‘But whether you’re done with me or not, I’m not at all done with you.’

You feel a pleasant jolt of desire through your body. This night will certainly be entertaining.

P. S. I tried to make it suitable not only for AFAB, but also for AMAB readers. Tell me, if anything is amiss or not how it really feels.

Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

Cello! That was unexpected! Thank you for sharing your vision. Ok, then, my version of Music band AU (partly credit goes to my friend Helga, who is not on Tumblr, but she's my beta).

Gale - keys. He is playing piano, also he's the author of music and lyrics to almost all the songs. I picture him as Tilo Wolff from Lacrimosa or Tuomas Holopainen from Nightwish. He rarely sings, only as back vocals. Headbanging is also there, of course, his hair is so gorgeous.

Wyll - lead electric guitar, I absolutely agree here. His riffs and solos are among the things fans are going to concerts for. Richie Blackmore style, I think.

Astarion and Shadowheart - vocals and faces of the group. He plays rhythm guitar, she plays harp. Both are insufferable, but somehow everyone manages to work together. Analogous to the Amaranthe band.

Lae'zel - bass guitar and extreme vocals (like growl). A menacing and hot metal woman. Everything in the band is going ok partly because she makes everything work.

Karlach - drums. She's rocking, throwing sticks to the crowd, making some impossible drum sessions.

Also featuring:

Jaheira as the mom manager of the band.

Halsin as guest musician who plays rare folk instruments (as bagpipes, for example).

Raphael and Mizora as CEOs of big music labels.

Reblog or comment to tell what you dream music band made of tadpals is.

Music band AU. What roles would the companions (+ any other character in the game you want to add) have in a music band? What instruments would they play? Can be a rock, metal, folk band - anything you imagine!

Thank you love! I had fun with this one 😊💜

Hmmm. So. I'm imagining a sort of thing where they swap instruments and roles as needed. Everyone does backing vocals at some point.

Gale - bass guitar, backing vocals. I'm imagining he's as talented as Gail Ann Dorsey, who is most famous for her work alongside David Bowie. He comes up with some incredible riffs and WILL headbang out of his tidy bun. Popular on stage but he got them all in a chokehold when he read poetry on a live one time.

Astarion - cello, violin (including pizzicato, or plucking the strings instead of using the bow), backing vocals but has one song where he takes the lead opposite Shadowheart and it's a cult hit among fans. The one people fawn over.

Wyll - vocals, harp, electric guitar, he's smooth as fuck and the face of the band. People fucking love the guy and rightly so. Has duetted with everyone in the band probably in totally different styles. Fans argue which one is the best (it's the one with Karlach). NOBODY can match his rizz.

Karlach - electric guitar, drums, backing vocals. Absolutely fucking shreds on guitar. Has frequent solo v solo moments with Gale where they riff off each other. The record was seven minutes.

Lae'zel - drums, backing vocals. She's the one to get the audience baying for blood. Her talent with the sticks is unmatched and she WILL go nuts if given the opportunity. Will scream.

Shadowheart - vocals, acoustic guitar, electric guitar. She can be sweet, she can be gritty, but everyone loves Shadowheart. She has a song that's just her and the acoustic that makes people cry.

I called out sick today & this is what I spent my time doing instead of delivering mail.

For those who don't know, if you try to make Gale crawl through small cracks & holes, he says this:

the rest is self-explanatory

Classic poetry instead of song lyrics and not so many WIPs, but everything else is quite correct.

We’re fanfiction writers, of course:

We’re going to use song lyrics as titles.

We’re going to check for comments 30 seconds after we post something.

We’re going to have more WIPs than days of the week.

We’re going to use any excuse to post snippets.

We’re going to use ask box games to procrastinate.

We’re going to hype up our writer friends.

We’re going to scream, cry and throw up reading our friends’ work.

Happy international kissing day! Share your tavs kissing their 💜