Me: Being Autistic Can Be Hard. I Really Struggle To Know What Im Feeling. My Body Will Manifest Physical

Me: Being autistic can be hard. I really struggle to know what I’m feeling. My body will manifest physical badness and I have to be like, wait, am I upset about something?

My friend: Oh, I don’t think that’s just an autistic thing. I struggle with that too. Like the other day I spent all day really grumpy and then realized at dinner that I’d had a headache all day.

Me: …

My friends wife: …

My fiancée: …

My friend: Wait, do you think I’m autistic?

Me: When we first met you told me that you’ve learned to leave a calculated pause after someone finishes speaking so you don’t accidentally speak over someone and that’s the most autistic thing I’ve ever heard.

Like hey we're already at over 80k so chances are good (for us, rotten luck for you😁)

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

pirating movies by seeing them in tumblr gifs and basing my own story around them

really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

Literally in bed rn

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