Headcanon That When One Of The Villains Is Sick,Dio Rents Out A Soundproof Room Just So He Wont Hear

Headcanon that when one of the villains is sick,Dio rents out a soundproof room just so he won’t hear them coughing because he hates the noise.

Another headcanon that ties into this one is that Diavolo will play a coughing noise on his phone to annoy Dio.

Silly Nail Tech Kira Interaction

Aya:Kira!What are you doing here?

Kira:Do you have my gel polish?

Aya:Yes you left it here!

A corpse hand falls out of his pocket and onto the floor

Kira:…

Aya:KIRA!Stop leaving your prosthetic hands everywhere leave them in your shop!

Kira:Oh,sorry.

Kira’s mind:She will never know it was a real hand

I feel like Ashe isn’t used to compliments about her looks so if you said to her “Your hair is so pretty!” She’d just say “Uhhhh thanks???” But dw she’d keep that same hairstyle forever knowing somebody likes it

How JJBA Villains Would Tell You That You Smell:

(This is ooc but idc)

Dio:”What is foul stench?Is it you?”

Kars:”Wash yourself or you will never be as perfect as me”

Kira:”When was the last time you had a shower?You smell weird.”

Diavolo:”Don’t speak to me unless you go clean yourself”

Doppio:”Hey I’m not trying to be rude,but I can smell something bad and I think it’s you”

Pucci:”Do you need to wash yourself?Theres a strange smell to you”

Valentine:”What makes you think you can come near me smelling like a rotting corpse?Find a body of water and clean yourself.”

I like to imagine Abigail is really good at lying and I mean scarily good.Like she convinced a girl she was a 6 foot rich CEO for 2 years and the only reason she got caught was bc Pierre found out and forced her to drop the act.

New AU:Nail Tech Kira AU!!!

PART 4 SPOILERS

•He’s very well known in Morioh as he’s the only nail tech in the area and he’s good at his job

•He has a fair ton of regulars

•Whenever somebody is rude to him he kills them.He’s too tired for negativity.

•I like to imagine that he can have corpse hands out in public and people from a distance won’t pass it off as weird.

•He waited for his mother’s death to start his business because she was not supportive of his choice.