Silverr-starrdustt

does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

character in a movie: Oh no, angry dog, please don’t bite me!

the dog: I’m at work! I’m doing so good at being at work! I’m barking because my handler gave the sign ‘bark’! I am going to get such a good grade in being a dog actor, which is completely possible to achieve, and normal to want! I am doing a great job! I am proud of myself for doing such a great job! I love this, because I’d make it physically impossible to get anything done if I wasn’t enjoying it! I’m barking!

You are unhappy because you’re thinking about productivity and emails when you could be thinking about the beautiful dappled fur of deer